1. The Guardian – London
“The High Lord’s Fastball Diplomacy: Missouri’s Baseball Night Becomes a Cultural Moment”
After a week that included an impromptu backyard concert and a new Porsche that seems to have vanished somewhere west of Columbia, Lord Marmaduke capped it all with a bilingual “Play Ball.” V’ren and human kids shared the diamond—and a new chapter in Earth’s integration story.
@MattMarmaduke: The Freehold has always been a study of integration. Since the CCA of 2123 codified and legitimized our government on the world stage we have sought to bring the world to us through generous immigration policy and for three hundred years a steady trickle of Immigrants have arrived from Great Britannia and the nations she has touched over the last thousand years. I look forward to seeing more of their children playing baseball right alongside the V’ren.
2. The New York Times – U.S.
“From Versailles to the Ballpark: Marmaduke’s Long Day of Soft Power”
Lunch with the mayor of Versailles Missouri, and an exhibition baseball game that drew thousands. The man once called “Missouri’s quiet revolutionary” may have redefined diplomacy as neighborliness.
@MattMarmaduke: The Bees Knees is the best lunch spot in Versailles, Missouri. The fact that the owner is also the mayor is incidental. Dale always treats his customers right and regularly busses tables himself when shorthanded. I hear he even does dishes.
3. Le Monde – France
“Le Seigneur du Midwest: Un Déjeuner, Une Porsche, et Un Hymne Américain”
The mysterious disappearance of his new Porsche after a luncheon in Versailles has fueled gossip, but attention quickly shifted when Matthew Marmaduke closed the evening singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame to a mixed human–V’ren crowd. A strange, touching symbol of a reborn America.
@MattMarmaduke: A reborn America? I say to the world and the galaxy at large: Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
4. The Asahi Shimbun – Japan
“High Lord, Low Profile: Missouri Leader Channels ‘Wa’ at Baseball Exhibition”
Observers in Tokyo praised Marmaduke’s ability to create harmony through play. His use of both languages drew comparisons to Edo-era peace festivals. Meanwhile, reporters wonder: where is his cultural attaché, T’mari Th’ron?
@MarmadukeFreehold: T’mari is doing her job as cultural ambassador for both people. The fleet captains asked for an in person briefing about us. Matt and the rest of us continue to learn about the V’ren through L’tani T’all and many others we are now calling neighbors. We look forward to having T’mari rejoin our morning madhouse in a few days.
5. Folha de São Paulo – Brazil
“Marmaduke’s Missing Car, Found Music: Earth’s High Lord Plays to the Crowd”
A lost luxury car, an open-air concert, and a baseball game that looked more like a carnival. Brazilian commentators call it “diplomacy with rhythm.” Still unanswered: why his chief envoy skipped the spotlight.
@MattMarmaduke: I didn’t misplace my Porsche and the blind girl I left it with promised not to drive off the property. Diplomacy with rhythm sounds about right for anyone who grew up learning to samba…
6. The Davao Star– Philippines
“Rock Star or Statesman? Marmaduke’s Surprise Gig and the Game Heard Round the World”
Fans posted thousands of clips of the High Lord’s unplanned concert, calling him “the cowboy who sings peace.” His easy laughter with the V’ren youth at the Freehold fields has made him trending across Asia-Pacific feeds.
@MattMarmaduke: As a proud Filipino how is there not always a song in my heart and laughter in my soul. To those who are willing to make my slice of Missouri a better place by making it their home I say, Mabuhay!
7. The Sydney Herald – Australia
“Lord Marmaduke’s Wild Week: Concerts, Cars, and Community Spirit”
From a lunchtime Porsche sighting to an evening crowd singing baseball hymns, Missouri’s most famous farmer-scientist seems everywhere at once. Analysts note the absence of his deputy T’mari Th’ron, rumored to be coordinating an upcoming off-world summit.
@MattMarmaduke: I am sure the car is just fine I locked the speed governors out at 200kph and set the mods to keep anyone from doing donuts in the parking lot. Looking forward to having T’mari back with us in a few days. Both sisters have said they are eager to try new things and see new places that I am eager to share with them.
8. The Times of India – Delhi
“High Lord Without Borders: Missouri Freehold Redefines Soft Power”
Commentators highlight Marmaduke’s grassroots diplomacy—music, sport, and multilingual charm—calling it a lesson in post-national governance. Curiosity grows over T’mari Th’ron’s “private project” reportedly under way in orbit.
@MattMarmaduke: She is just briefing the captains before they and their people come down at their request. She will represent us well and we look forward to her return.
9. Al Jazeera – Doha
“The High Lord Plays Ball: From Refugees to Rivals to Teammates”
Coverage focused on the V’ren integration story rather than celebrity gossip. Analysts note that while his Porsche may be missing, his message of unity isn’t. “He’s building peace the way others build pipelines,” one headline read.
@MattMarmaduke: Am I a celebrity now? Or is that status reserved for the beautiful sisters that have been keeping me company and telling me about their people? If you were standing here, you would know I just made a green girl blush.
10. Reuters Global Wire
“Missouri’s Marmaduke Dominates Week’s News Cycle: Car Mystery, Street Concert, Baseball Diplomacy, and a Missing Envoy”
A day ahead of his global press junket, the Freehold leader continues to confound expectations. One aide quipped, “If you find the Porsche, tell him—it’s probably giving interviews without him.”
@MattMarmaduke: Nonsense, it is just a Porsche, not the Gay Deceiver, but now that I know the V’ren theoreticians also believe in the many worlds hypothesis, I am looking forward to taking my new blue baby to the Land of Oz for some mods, even if they void my warranty
Currated Social Media
Positive:
@ColumbiaVoice: That catch in the 7th — pure heart. Freehold kids showing how it’s done. #PlayBall #FreeholdPride
@ArrowRockSteve: Seeing the V’ren on the field made my day. Welcome home, neighbors. #ArrowRock #TogetherAgain
@VersaillesBee: Dale’s lunch, a Porsche, and a crowd full of cheers — small-town magic tonight. #VersaillesMO #BaseballNight
@BooneCountyFarm: If baseball can do this for a night, imagine what harvest will bring. #HeartlandStrong #Community
@StJosephYouthOrg: Three new players from our youth clinic and they crushed it! #NextGen #FreeholdBaseball
@KansasLedger: That’s how you build trust — a game, a song, and a handshake. #HeartlandDiplomacy #PlayBall
@IowaCommons: Loved seeing the mixed-team camaraderie. That’s midwestern spirit. #IowaProud #FreeholdBaseball
@NebraskaPatch: Baseball + barbecue + hope = not a bad equation. #Neighborly #NewTradition
@TopekaRoundup: Integration looks good on a scoreboard. Well played, Missouri. #CentralStates #SoftPower
@ChicagoSat: Who needs summits when you have a ballgame? #BaseballDiplomacy #MarmadukeMoment
@TokyoBeat: Watching Missouri sing in two languages felt strangely familiar — peace through play. #BaseballDiplomacy #TokyoBeat
@RioCultura: Samba has a cousin now — it’s called a Missouri fastball. #GlobalRhythm #UnityInMotion
@CebuStream: The cowboy who sings peace trended here all night. #MabuhayMissouri #HeartAndHarmony
@SeoulCity: Cultural integration done with humor instead of lectures — we respect that. #SoftPower #Respect
@LondonSalon: Odd combination of farmer, scientist, and folk hero — and somehow it works. #LondonSalon #NewDiplomacy
@RollingGlobe: From Into the Mystic to Play Ball in forty-eight hours — Missouri just defined cultural velocity. #DeckDiplomacy #PlayBall
@BBCGlobalArts: The barefoot sovereign keeps turning grief into song and now sport into peace. #DobroDiplomacy #CulturalPower
@TokyoCultureWire: When a leader quotes Edward I, plays Van Morrison, then calls baseball, that’s range. #HighLordEnergy #TokyoWatch
@TorontoPost: Canada tips its hat — music, governance, and a perfect double play. #NorthStarNeighbor #GoodGame
@RioFolk: He sings like a man who plows and preaches. Respect from the south. #FolkPower #RioCultura
@SportsWorldNet: If he throws the opening pitch in Boston, that’ll seal the legend — from farm fields to Fenway. #AllStarWeek #BaseballDiplomacy
DM: @MLB_Official: @MattMarmaduke Interested?
DM: @MattMarmaduke: @MLB_Official yes
@RollingStoneRevival: Two nights, two myths: the dobro and the diamond. #CulturalContinuum #MusicToMotion
@MattMarmaduke: Dust… Wind… Dude…
@GQPlanet: Style column update — “sovereign khaki” now officially a trend. #FashionWatch #HighLordStyle
@TrentoHearts: Every time he says Mabuhay, another lola cries happy tears. #Representation #ProudMoment
@MonkayoMomma: Every time he speaks Cebuano a tita remembers he needs an heir
@TorontoFolkFest: Petition started to invite him to headline next summer. #FolkFuture #FestivalTalk
@MattMarmaduke: better be lots of poutine, the V’ren love cheese
Neutral
@ColumbiaTransit: Traffic held steady all evening, thanks volunteers! #EventOps #SmoothNight
@SedaliaCourier: Crowd estimate ≈ 4 K for the exhibition. #LocalNews #Baseball
@FreeholdBaseball: Our capacity in the stands for all 18 fields is 24,600 and they were full.
@RollaRec: Fields in great shape — schedule for mixed practices drops next week. #RollaRec #PlayTogether
@SpringfieldFeed: Portable screens synced well after setup tweak. #TechNotes #FreeholdEvents
@BoonevillePost: Hot-dog trays gone before 8 PM — note for next time. #BallparkEats
@MattMarmaduke: As always hat’s off to my culinary team and their desire to make the night special. Been a long time since I had a #SeattleDog had forgotten how tasty they are.
@ColumbiaSports: Three V’ren names on tonight’s roster: coaches hint more coming. #Integration #Baseball
@SalineCountyNews: Accessibility feedback minimal: updates pending. #CommunityAccess
@MaryvilleNow: Local vendors report brisk sales. #EconBoost #SmallBiz
@WarrensburgWire: Great crowd — let’s see if this becomes tradition. #MidMO #SummerNights
@FultonTimes: Livestream hiccupped early: replay up soon. #FreeholdStream
@MinneapolisWire: Stream peaked around 300 K viewers across the Midwest. Analytics point to 1M worldwide #DataPoint #LivestreamStats
@StPaulSports: League offices reviewing mixed-team rule adjustments. #SportsAdmin #NextSeason
@OmahaCourier: Vendor profits exceeded projection +15%. #EconUpdate #CommunityEvents
@LincolnDaily: Security presence low-key, cooperative. #EventOps #CommunityPolicing
@GrandIslandNews: Youth clinics announced following tonight’s exhibition. #FuturePlayers #FreeholdPrograms
@FargoBeacon: Mixed press response — some praise unity, others note PR over policy. #RegionalNews #Commentary
@BismarckBrief: Rural papers mostly supportive: city editors cautious. #MidwestVoices #PublicOpinion
@SiouxCityPost: Talks under way for cross-state summer series. #BaseballSeason #GoodNeighbor
@BerlinDispatch: Analysts call it symbolic — policy impact pending. #GlobalWatch #PolicyDesk
@ParisObserver: Porsche mystery aside, France loves a public sing-along. #LeSeigneurDuMidwest #Culture
@DelhiJournal: Coverage noted T’mari Th’ron’s orbital absence — briefing captains reportedly. #IndiaReports #DiplomacyInOrbit
@TokyoNews: Baseball’s shared language making headlines here. #TokyoNews #SportsCulture
@SydneyMorning: Questions remain on Freehold governance structure. #AustraliaToday #Politics
@CapeTownWire: Small towns showing big diplomacy. #CapeTownWire #LocalGlobal
@BuenosAiresNow: Argentine biotech circles curious about regeneration tech hints. #BuenosAiresNow #FutureMed
@SeoulTimes: Pop fans already editing game clips into music videos. #KpopBaseball #Viral
@VancouverLedger: Environmental bloggers link Freehold farming to sustainability debate. #EcoWatch #AgriFuture
@SingaporeBrief: Stream latency high – Asia-Pacific servers overloaded again. #TechNews #Streaming
@ReutersSports: Freeholder Marmaduke confirms attendance at Boston All-Star Game: may appear at Cubs-Sox the following week. #SportsBeat #Baseball
@BostonLedger: All-Star Game prep underway — extra press seats requested “just in case.” #BostonBaseball #MarmadukeWatch
@GlobeFinance: Viral night boosted regional tourism 18 %. #EconPulse #MissouriEffect
@ParisDaily: Julia Valejo confirmed as aide: Amazon silent on dual-loyalty rumors. #CorporateWatch #SpyTeam
@BerlinTimes: Cultural attaché T’mari Th’ron still off-world: Fleet sources call it “standard briefing.” #Diplomacy #Vren
@SydneyHerald: Local councils studying Freehold contracts as civic models. #PolicyLab #CityGov
@CapeTownPress: Integration narrative dominates feeds: rural governance now trend topic. #GlobalPolitics #SoftPower
@DelhiChronicle: Two days, one leader, four viral hashtags — unprecedented attention span. #IndiaReports #SocialData
@ManilaChron: “Mabuhay Missouri” trend still running 36 hours later. #AsiaPacific #Mabuhay
@SportsTodayMX: Latin audiences asking if Freeholder will throw first pitch in Boston. #Beisbol #SoftPower
@ESPNFuture: Will Freeholder keep his streak and attend both the All-Star Game and Cubs-Sox classic? #SportsWatch #Boston
@MattMarmaduke: Luckily we bought a huge block of tickets early in the year
@BostonHerald: MLB confirms outreach: awaiting security clearance. #AllStarBoston #Official
@ReutersCulture: Viral moments keep global sentiment positive but mixed. #PublicOpinion #Tracking
@APWireGlobal: Attendance projections up 12 % for Boston All-Star week due to Missouri effect. #Tourism #EconBeat
@ParisObserver: Julia Vallejo trending again — speculation over her dual roles. #CorporateDiplomacy #Gossip
@LondonReview: Debate heats on “Freehold model” as post-collapse governance template. #PoliticalTheory #ThinkPiece
@DelhiEconomist: Analysts see spike in Freehold exports. #TradeNews #MarketPulse
@SydneySpectator: Rumor mill says new Porsche recovered intact. #AutoWatch #MissouriMystery
@AnnaBannana: I washed and waxed it as best as a blind girl can. How does one remove a wallaby shaped dent in in a carbon fiber quarter panel?
@MattMarmaduke: I told you they needed culled not to run them down
@AnnaBannana: Sorry, couldn’t see them the coming, I was busy texting and fooling with entertainment screen. Why do you need the SkinaMax in a car? Is your commute really that boring?
@ChicagoTribSport: Cubs-Sox tickets reselling at triple price “just in case he shows.” #TicketWatch #Chicago
@MarmadukeMedia: He has a growing household and must support them somehow.
@NPRGlobal: Experts debating whether charisma can substitute for institutions. #CivicDialogue #SoftPower
Skeptical
@CountyPundit: Nice optics — but are these kids integrated or showcased? #PolicyWatch #Baseball
@OldGuardBlog: Good game, but keep eyes on the Freehold budget ledger. #FollowTheMoney
@FreeholdBaseball: We are accepting new livestreaming sponsors and pleased to announce we now have a global audience
@RuralPolicy: Symbolism’s fine: let’s see funding for translation tech long-term. #Governance #Accountability
@TheVrenTrust: The V’ren of Earth Trust controls all tech transfers including licensing agreements. We are proud to announce that we are in negotiations to license the translators designed by T’mari Th’ron
@FarmerNet: Hope this isn’t another “project” that fades by winter. #SkepticalFarmer #MissouriTalk
@SmallTownRealist: Showmanship’s easy — governance is hard. #Perspective #LocalView
@MattMarmaduke: Tell me about it, been doing it for almost 30 years.
@YouthCoachAnon: V’ren kids have longer reach — rotations will need new math. #CoachTalk #FairPlay
@CoachLarry: A good coach has always known there is more to baseball than throwing and hitting the ball. It is what makes the game far more interesting than football or soccer.
@LocalUnion: Volunteers make it work, but let’s talk pay if it becomes regular. #LaborMatters #Freehold
@BrisbaneBob: The Marmaduke organization has some of the best compensation packages on the planet. It is why my wife and I were happy to immigrate here eight years ago. Baseball is just a bonus.
@HighSchoolParent: Fun night, but my kid’s practice got bumped — communicate next time. #ParentPost #Scheduling
@FreeholdBaseball: Reality is sometimes messy. Sorry for your inconvenience.
@HeartlandWatch: Great optics: let’s see budgets back it up. #Accountability #NotJustSymbolism
@SkepticalSam: I bet he has a black budget just for baseball and beer.
@MattMarmadukesAccountant: I can neither confirm nr deny the existence of the a black beer budget. For the record he prefers Ales to Stouts
@AgriNews: Ballfields don’t feed people — ag policy does. #FarmPerspective #RealityCheck
@AgriSolutions no, but his order to put 25,000 fallow acres into back into the rotation because we will have the labor to harvest come fall will go along way to making that happen.
@PlainsPolicy: Integration’s fine, but fund the schools first. #Priorities #PolicyTalk
@SalineCountySchools: Our budgets have always been met and emergency funds not dipped into since the blizzard of 2427. If your schools have failed, ask who manages them and you won’t find Matt’s name on the list.
@FreeholdRealist: Charisma isn’t infrastructure. #Governance #KeepItReal
@MattMarmaduke: Toll roads pay for themselves.
@MidwesternLedger: Who certifies mixed-physiology safety? Need transparency. #SportsEthics #SafetyFirst
@CenterTownObserver: Translator tech is cool — what about data security? #TechWatch #PrivacyMatters
@RegionalReporter: Donations flow now: what about next year’s costs? #Sustainability #BudgetTalk
@FreeholdHR: When you figure inexpensive food and affordable rents the Freehold has one of the highest income per capita in the hemisphere
@CapitolSkeptic: Optics fade — accounting doesn’t. #PolicyFollowUp #NumbersMatter
@MattMarmaduke: The Freehold in 317 years of recognized legal existence among the nations of the world has never once been late on much less defaulted on any of our financial obligations. Which other nations can say the same?
@EuroPolicy: Feel-good optics, limited scope. #Realpolitik #EUSkeptic
@AsiaSecurity: Sports diplomacy’s nice – supply chains matter more. #SecurityFocus #Trade
@MarmadukeLogistics: if you have supply chain issues, then you haven’t called upon us.
@LatinObserver: Calling it diplomacy is generous: it’s branding. #MediaWatch #PRorPolicy
@MattMarmaduke: And…
@AfricanMonitor: Goodwill games don’t rewrite debt treaties. #AfricaWatch #Skeptic
@MiddleEastPress: Public love may mask future backlash. #RegionalWatch #CulturalBalance
@TechRegWatch: Translator units collecting crowd data? Who audits? #TechEthics #Privacy
@HealthEthics: Regeneration talk excites investors, worries ethicists. #Bioethics #FutureHealth
@IntLawReview: Informal diplomacy blurs treaty authority. #IntlLaw #SoftPower
@AtlanticComment: Every song, every swing is still propaganda. #CriticalLens #AtlanticView
@MattMarmaduke: Every criticism without cause is a cry for attention
@CulturalGuardian: Missouri mythmaking hides structural inequality. #Sociology #RealityCheck
@MattMarmaduke: nice speechifying, now point it out.
@EconomistEU: Populist charisma often precedes centralization. Watch carefully. #Governance #HistoryRepeats
@KingsCollegeLondon-PoliSci: He appears to be the last true Hobbesian be carful not to wake the Leviathan
@ScienceDaily2440: V’ren medicine hype overshadows real peer review. #ScienceWatch #Caution
@NYOpinion: The Freehold interview sounded like feudalism with better PR. #NYOpinion #Skeptical
@Stanford-PoliSci: As is everything that isn’t complete anarchy.
@LAChronCritic: When one man runs the county, concerts don’t equal consent. #CivicRights #LAComment
@TorontoSkeptic: Cool stories, but still waiting for audited books. #Accountability #NumbersMatter
@MarmadukeFreehold: go audit your own books and when you find the three defaulted loans to us, please pay up.
@BerlinCivic: Integration without institutions is a campfire, not a culture. #PolicyDebate #Germany
@MizzouAnthropologyDepartment: Culture has always evolved faster than the observers can’t keep up with. Saw the concert this morning and watched the games live via YouTube Live tonight. Everyone missed the triple play from the #MissouriMules
@EURealist: Nice anthems: still no treaty language. #PolicyGap #EuroWatch
@MattMarmaduke: I and the rest of the V’ren Trust senior leadership will be in Cerne next month
@TechObserver: Translation tech revenue— who profits? #FollowTheData #TechWatch
@CulturalCritique: The “Spy Team” feels like a PR plant. #MetaMedia #Transparency
@MarmadukeFreehold: Nice to know Meta remembers we still exist. You are late on your payments, again.
@AcademicRealism: Anthropologists calling this “performative sovereignty.” #FieldNotes #Power
@MattMarmaduke: At least they are recognizing it is sovereignty.
@NYPolicyEye: Great show, but rural autocracy with Wi-Fi is still autocracy. #Governance #Democracy
@MattMarmaduke: Coastal kleptocracies are still kleptocracies
@UKColumnist: Freehold charisma hides the lack of oversight. #ChecksAndBalances #UKCommentary
@UChicago-Poli-Sci: A prince with the support of his people needs not justify his actions to the world. #MachiavelliRingsTrue
@VaticanMonitor: Music and ritual used to legitimize power? History repeats. #FaithAndState #Ethics
@MattMarmaduke: Be careful when poking the bear. The power of the church rests solely on your ability to sway your congregants with ritual and hymns
@AsiaTradeWatch: If integration fails, baseball won’t fix tariffs. #TradeTalk #Skeptic
@MarmadukeFreehold We have no import nor export tariffs, unlike every country in Asia.
Troll / Hateful
@FedTrollX: Aliens on the diamond? Next they’ll want farmland and free healthcare lol. #StayWoke #Sarcasm
@MattMarmaduke: All freehold residents have access to free healthcare and have for most of two centuries
@Citizens of the V’ren trust will also be provided with this basic right.
@CoastalPundit: Cute spectacle. Hope Freehold didn’t mortgage the county for PR. #CoastalTake #EyeRoll
@KellyMarmaduke: What the hell would you care, you don’t live her?
@CoastalRage: Civilization ends not with a bang but a baseball game. #Doomposting #EyeRoll
@ColumbiaCollective: Sorry, unlike on the coast Missouri is not filled with hollow men, but we are flush with the poets and bards that bring joy rather than cycnicism.
@AtlanticFlame: Next they’ll raise the alien flag over the dugout. #Fearmongering #StaySalty
@FreeholdBaseball: With as bad as the Met’s bullpen has been in recent years, you might think of recruiting a few V’ren kids.
@GlobalRabble: Farmers and aliens – sounds like the start of every apocalypse sim. #DoomPost #LOL
@MattMarmaduke: you have clearly missed the message of every dystopian novel ever written. One person choosing to go against the grain can set forth a new path for the failed world.
@AngryAnon: Keep your green skins off our soil. #XenoRant #BlockMe
@MattMarmaduke: Be careful of the word you choose, Pedro Eilder of Los Angeles. Your employer might just rely on my business for your paycheck. Have a nice day.
@GlobalAnon: “Sings songs, throws baseballs, seduces aliens.” Netflix can’t write this nonsense. #Sarcasm #MediaSpin
@MattMarmaduke: Do I get to star in my own movie?
@MJ_Truth_Teller: Do I get to be in it?
@MattMarmaduke: Only as the infant that pissed on me
@AngelinaReyes: You did good not dropping her that day. Now quit feeding the trolls.
@FreePlanetWarrior: Y’all clapping for your new space king. Enjoy your rum, serfs. #TinFoilCrown #Rant
@MarmadukeFreehold: Rum… rum? Yuck. Our peasants survive on Dukes 12 year old Black Label.
@FlatGalaxyGuy: You think baseball is real? Look at the shadows. It’s all holo-projected! #HoloBall #FakeField
@MattMarmaduke: good to know, that means my knees don’t regret 35 years of playing shortstop or thirty my shoulders have been pitching #SouthPawsForever
@VrenLove69: 🛸💚✨WELCOME OUR GREEN QUEENS✨💚🛸 #HotAlienSummer #Peace
@MJ_Truth_Teller: What about me? I’m hot, too!
@AngelinaReyes: Oh Dear God! Really Daughter of Mine. You just said THAT, on the internet? I taught you better than that. What am I supposed to do with you?
@MattMarmaduke: This might be time to revive spanking.
@FloydReyes: Just release the hounds.
@MattMarmaduke: I suppose they might be a decent backup for the tigers.
@RiverBystander: I’d pay good money to watch the Marmaduke family group chat. #BetterThanRealityTV
@MarmadukeMedia: We are considering many funding options for future baseball feasting events. @FreeholdCulinary did their normal bang-up job of creating something special. We who are staying at home while he is off in Boston are looking forward to seeing how much they spend when the bean counter is away. #BlackBudgets
@ThinkTankHero: Read my 47-post thread on why “Freehold Diplomacy” violates pre-Collapse norms. #PolicyDeepDive
@MattMarmaduke: TLDR
@MarmadukeFreehold: didn’t miss anything. Even the Sorority 7 rolled their eyes at it

