Curated Comments
- Voice77: The way Matt held her hand on live broadcast showed more unity than a thousand policy speeches.
- @JuliaVallejo: Millions of hearts break every time women see a man like that do so much with so little.
- 🇺🇸 @FarmersRise2025: When he said affordable beef in ten years, I swear I saw farmers across America stand up and cheer.
- @MattMarmaduke: oh good, all I heard was the ones gouging the megacorp food suppliers cursing my name. LOL
- 🇺🇸 @ChiTownFan88: Cubs hat in Denver? Respect. That’s pure Midwestern energy.
- @MattMarmaduke: Looking forward to the Cubs trouncing the Sox in July! Sing with us during the stretch!
- 🇺🇸 @StudioLightsWatcher: Watching the two of them laugh under those harsh studio lights made the world feel less divided.
- 🇺🇸 @LilyCorbet: “I’m not Amy. I don’t need to be Amy.” Amy was my friend, and she would have approved of that line—wow. Strength and tenderness in one breath.
- @LadyTmari: hope you can tell me about her sometime when we get back to Missouri.
- 🇺🇸 @BrightFutureVoices: I’ve never seen a couple more comfortable in the spotlight together.
- @LadyTmari: we do fit together like curvy puzzle pieces. Fact of the day: picture puzzles are popular on V’ren as well.
- 🇺🇸 @QuotesAndCourage: No one else could quote Shakespeare one day and promise food security the next.
- @MattMarmaduke: “Things won are done; joy’s soul lies in the doing.”
- 🇫🇷 @CitoyenVert: Her honesty about caste and equality sounded like Rousseau reborn. Powerful.
- @LadyTmari: Interesting I have been reading Locke this evening and am looking forward to learning French so I can read Rousseau in the original.
- @MattMarmaduke: Je t’aime mon intelligent et bel amoureux vert.
- @LadyTmari: Interesting I have been reading Locke this evening and am looking forward to learning French so I can read Rousseau in the original.
- 🇯🇵 @TokyoObserver: Seeing them together made the galaxy feel smaller, and more human.
- @AngelinaReyes: looking forward to meeting the one meter tall aliens, so me and every other Japanese woman can feel tall.
- @MattMarmaduke: Your 6’7” husband makes me short, too.
- @AngelinaReyes: looking forward to meeting the one meter tall aliens, so me and every other Japanese woman can feel tall.
- 🇨🇦 @MapleDiplomat: If this is the model of human–alien partnership, Canada is ready to follow.
- @MarmadukeFreehold: Send an ambassador with poutine. The V’ren love cheese!
- 🇺🇸 @DenverLocal88: Interesting to see them in a Samsung-Hyundai studio instead of public space. Very corporate.
- @FreeholdMedia: Denver asked we not do anything to further congest their horrible traffic. The studio was available and in budget, the lizard people under the airport wanted to much for their facility. We did think local first.
- 🇺🇸 @TrafficTruthsCO: Fair enough, Denver gridlock doesn’t need more convoys. Thanks for considering locals.
- 🇬🇧 @CrownAndQuill: A High Lord debating studio rentals and traffic cones? Modern statecraft at its finest.
- 🇺🇸 @MileHighSkeptic: Studio was “in budget” — but who paid the bill? Taxpayers want clarity.
- 🇯🇵 @TokyoSatire: Imagine saving the galaxy, only to lose to Denver traffic lights. 🚦👑
- 🇲🇽 @ChurroPolitico: At least he admitted the lizard people charge premium rates. 😂
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: We resent the implication. Our facility offers premium underground acoustics and free bottled water. Negotiations broke down over the snack table.
- @FreeholdMedia: Sorry it would have required more than bottled water to eliminate the bad taste your jokes about serving up one of our interns as a snack left us with.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: You could have paid off the interns family for less than you paid to rent the other place.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: We resent the implication. Our facility offers premium underground acoustics and free bottled water. Negotiations broke down over the snack table.
- 🇲🇽 @ChurroPolitico: At least he admitted the lizard people charge premium rates. 😂
- 🇯🇵 @TokyoSatire: Imagine saving the galaxy, only to lose to Denver traffic lights. 🚦👑
- 🇺🇸 @MileHighSkeptic: Studio was “in budget” — but who paid the bill? Taxpayers want clarity.
- 🇬🇧 @CrownAndQuill: A High Lord debating studio rentals and traffic cones? Modern statecraft at its finest.
- 🇺🇸 @TrafficTruthsCO: Fair enough, Denver gridlock doesn’t need more convoys. Thanks for considering locals.
- 🇺🇸 @RockyMtnLocal: Honestly, the studio looked slick. Better than setting up in a crowded park.
- @FreeholdMedia: And we didn’t have to let anyone eat our intern. HR was firmly against that.
- 🇨🇦 @PoliteButCurious: Do the lizard people accept V’ren credits, or strictly Fiat Dollars? Asking for a friend.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: New Dollars (ND$) and Fiat Dollars (FD$) plus Bitcoin, Doge, and interns.
- 🇺🇸 @ConspiracyCarl77: Finally! Someone admitted the DIA lizard people are real. Told ya.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: Feeling validated
- 🇫🇷 @ParisObserver: Whether in a studio or underground, what matters is the message, not the décor.
- @LadyTmari: Looking forward to visiting Paris. I understand you have lots of cheese, wine, and no lizard people.
- @FreeholdMedia: Denver asked we not do anything to further congest their horrible traffic. The studio was available and in budget, the lizard people under the airport wanted to much for their facility. We did think local first.
- 🇺🇸 @PolicyWatcherUSA: He mentioned affordable beef—how realistic is that timeline?
- @AgriSolutions We expect our breeding stock to increase by 12% every year for a decade and our market weight costs to come down by 9% per pound per year over the next decade so we will certainly be able to see more for less, whether your suppliers pass that on to you is another story. Just be glad they don’t buy interns, there were a few I would have loved to sell these last few years.
- 🇺🇸 @CivicCurious: Ninety minutes is a long interview. Wonder what didn’t make the cut.
- @DougMeyers: More than 30k questions were submitted in the first 10 minutes. Our record of 1198 submitted questions for single Q&A was surpassed in under a minute. Since I know my friends foul mouth, we really didn’t want to entertain Lizard people questions. I didn’t want the episode getting demonetized.
- 🇺🇸 @MidwestSkeptic: Quoting Shakespeare on live TV? Not sure if profound or performance.
- @AngelinaReyes: He does it all the time and it is public domain so from a budgetary standpoint we are all happy it won’t eat into our 13th month bonuses. I was afraid I might have to sell an intern or two.
- @MallKerr: I hope you were referring to some other intern. I will have to make a complaint to HR if you weren’t.
- @FreeholdHR: your concern is duly noted.
- @MJ_TruthTeller: Don’t worry I won’t let the lizard people eat you. That is my job, or maybe kevin’s…
- @FreeholdHR: your concern is duly noted.
- @MallKerr: I hope you were referring to some other intern. I will have to make a complaint to HR if you weren’t.
- @AngelinaReyes: He does it all the time and it is public domain so from a budgetary standpoint we are all happy it won’t eat into our 13th month bonuses. I was afraid I might have to sell an intern or two.
- 🇺🇸 @PlainTalker: T’mari’s English is fluent, but still curious how fast she really learned.
- @LadyTmari: Practice, practice, practice. Most of us my age learned it streaming Game of Thrones in our early teens. Galactic Netflix is da bomb…
- 🇺🇸 @LocalJournalistMO: A lot of promises about grain output—waiting to see results.
- @AgriSolutions: once we knew we had the labor force to harvest it we managed to plant an extra 15,000 acres of buckwheat between June 1st and 10th. The V’ren can also harvest keft hydroponically year round with 57 day harvest cycles.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: Are keft crackers good for charcuterie boards?
- @AgriSolutions: once we knew we had the labor force to harvest it we managed to plant an extra 15,000 acres of buckwheat between June 1st and 10th. The V’ren can also harvest keft hydroponically year round with 57 day harvest cycles.
- 🇺🇸 @AudienceWatcher: Looked more comfortable together than in earlier interviews. Practice or real growth?
- @MattMarmaduke: Both.
- @LadyTmari: agreed. I had never done a media interview before last week. Thank you for your faith in me Matt, and thanks to all my coaches and practice buddies out there. You are all amazing. Will bring pasalubong home.
- 🇺🇸 @HistoryTeacher41: Mentioned Progenitors like common knowledge. Hope schools start teaching this soon.
- @JusticeChowdry: We are working on it for our local curriculum in Saline County Schools. I am enjoying creating new knowledge lesson plans with my V’ren colleagues.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: Where are the lessons about our people?
- @AngelinaReyes: We make sure we tell them to interns before they screw up.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: Where are the lessons about our people?
- @JusticeChowdry: We are working on it for our local curriculum in Saline County Schools. I am enjoying creating new knowledge lesson plans with my V’ren colleagues.
- 🇺🇸 @StudioAudienceCO: Cameras caught everything, but would have liked more from Doug’s side too.
- @DougMeyers: Thanks, I am prettier than him.
- 🇺🇸 @BalancedView247: He’s blunt, but maybe that’s why people trust him. Still undecided.
- @BeksBelle: Blunt that was his best behavior. You should hear uncle Matt once he has had a few beers or just not enough coffee… a real foul mouthed motherfucker so says my mother.
- @DougMeyers: you should have heard the things he said when people were shooting at him. No one will ever be able to recapture that poetic plethora of profanity once they finally make a movie about him.
- @MattMarmaduke: I call it as I see it or sometimes how the lack of coffee feels it. BTW your dad superseded me before he met your mother.
- @DevinMarmaduke: I was never that bad.
- @AngelinaReyes: Wanna bet, you might hide it from your kids, but I have known you as long as he has and have an even better memory.
- @LolaRhea: I can concur you might have been the most foul mouth child I have ever met in 130 plus years. I blame his current state partially on you.
- @MattMarmaduke: Mano po, Lola. Thank you for acknowledging I did learn a few things on my own.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: Zek’thurr ossi’nal, shii-kra velln! LOL
- @MattMarmaduke: Mano po, Lola. Thank you for acknowledging I did learn a few things on my own.
- @LolaRhea: I can concur you might have been the most foul mouth child I have ever met in 130 plus years. I blame his current state partially on you.
- @AngelinaReyes: Wanna bet, you might hide it from your kids, but I have known you as long as he has and have an even better memory.
- @DevinMarmaduke: I was never that bad.
- @MattMarmaduke: I call it as I see it or sometimes how the lack of coffee feels it. BTW your dad superseded me before he met your mother.
- @DougMeyers: you should have heard the things he said when people were shooting at him. No one will ever be able to recapture that poetic plethora of profanity once they finally make a movie about him.
- @BeksBelle: Blunt that was his best behavior. You should hear uncle Matt once he has had a few beers or just not enough coffee… a real foul mouthed motherfucker so says my mother.
- 🇺🇸 @SportsFanInChief: Cubs joke landed. Not sure global audiences got it.
- @NipponBaseball: We understand that 108 years between World Series appearances is a nothing burger, compared to the 424 failure streak they are currently on. Our little leagues have better bullpens.
- @DougMeyers: Ouch! Are you feeling the burn @MattMarmaduke?
- @MattMarmaduke: I will put up $1 Million Fiat Dollars as charity bet on my little leaguers against the best little league teams Japan or Chicago can offer. Seven games at the Freehold Baseball Complex during the county fair. Winning country’s little league organization takes the prize and I will provide V’ren shuttle service plus accommodations for players, coaches, and family. Can you match me?
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: Can you feel that burn @DougMeyers? LOL You might be prettier than Marmaduke, but are you tastier than an intern?
- @MattMarmaduke: I will put up $1 Million Fiat Dollars as charity bet on my little leaguers against the best little league teams Japan or Chicago can offer. Seven games at the Freehold Baseball Complex during the county fair. Winning country’s little league organization takes the prize and I will provide V’ren shuttle service plus accommodations for players, coaches, and family. Can you match me?
- @DougMeyers: Ouch! Are you feeling the burn @MattMarmaduke?
- @NipponBaseball: We understand that 108 years between World Series appearances is a nothing burger, compared to the 424 failure streak they are currently on. Our little leagues have better bullpens.
- 🇺🇸 @PolicyNotesUSA: Curious about the governance clause he mentioned. Needs clarification.
- @AmazonBot: did you bother asking Alexa?
- @GoogleGemini: Do you even Google?
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: Even Lizard people know to go to Wikipedia before asking stupid questions online.
- 🇺🇸 @RuralObserver: If they can deliver grain, fine. If not, people won’t forget.
- @AgriSolutions: More than a million extra bushels of small grains this year alone.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: That is a lot of extra charcutier crackers
- @AgriSolutions: More than a million extra bushels of small grains this year alone.
- 🇺🇸 @EverydayCitizen: Studio lighting made it hard to focus—too polished, too staged.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: What would you have preferred a dirty grunge look faked up by the Fremont Trolls LTD?
- @BridgeTroll: Seattle is the home of grunge, nothing fake about it.🇺🇸
- @MusicHistorian92: 🎸 Cobain, Cornell, Vedder… Seattle is grunge. Respect the legacy.
- 🏢 @FremontTrollsLtdPR: 👔 Not fake—we are a heritage brand! We’ve been licensing troll culture since 2094. 😂
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: “Zhaa-krill ven’thos, grruu’nach se’liik!” LOL 😆🇺🇸
- @BridgeTroll: Seattle is the home of grunge, nothing fake about it.🇺🇸
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: What would you have preferred a dirty grunge look faked up by the Fremont Trolls LTD?
- 🇺🇸 @SkepticInSeattle: He said he’s been sovereign since 13. Still wrapping my head around that.
- @AngelinaReyes: he wasn’t the youngest Queen of Naboo ever elected. But he was old enough…🇺🇸
- @CivicHistoryNerd: 😂 Star Wars analogies aside, history is full of teenage rulers. Some thrived, some… not so much.
- 🇬🇧 @RoyalWatcherUK: 👑 Henry VI of England was crowned at 9 months. Perspective, folks.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: By 13 our hatchlings already command tunnel patrols. Perfectly normal. LOL 🦎
- 🇺🇸 @ShowMeStatePride: Missouri doesn’t do monarchy light. If he says sovereign at 13, he means it.
- @CivicHistoryNerd: 😂 Star Wars analogies aside, history is full of teenage rulers. Some thrived, some… not so much.
- @AngelinaReyes: he wasn’t the youngest Queen of Naboo ever elected. But he was old enough…🇺🇸
- 🇬🇧 @UKParliamentWatcher: Strong words on SAC, but unclear what Britain’s role will be.
- @MattMarmaduke: I am spending 3 days in Britania, but have not been invited to any official meetings yet. Plans currently involve visiting family, watching Pirates of Penzance in the West End, and attending DesiFest 2440!
- 🇫🇷 @ParisAnalyste: Spoke of Rousseau and equality—felt deliberate. Curious how French audiences will react.
- @MattMarmaduke: I don’t intend to lose my head over not providing my people with enough bread. I make all my subordinates learn that lesson. And it’s one Paris should remember—your current taxation on small sole proprietors is worse than the Gabelle ever was. In the last five years alone, I’ve welcomed French artisans into the Freehold: one of your finest macaron bakers, a master chocolatier, and cheesemakers who remind me every day why food is both craft and culture.
- @AngelinaReyes: Poor Maurice has had 27 V’ren women propose marriage and not a single man. Never met so many women who love cheese this much… 🧀💍
- 🇫🇷 @FromageEtFier: If even the High Lord is complaining about our taxes, maybe Macron’s heirs really did go too far. 🧀😂
- 🇮🇹@RomaCucina: He’s not wrong—our bakers talk about leaving, too. France’s loss could be Missouri’s gain.
- @AngelinaReyes: We grow wonderful tomatoes here, but lack anyone who does justice to pasta. Please send help! 🍅🍝
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: Gabelle, brioche, macarons… we’ll take them all. Just serve them with interns for balance. LOL 🥖🦎🇫🇷
- @SorbonneScholar: A historical quip with modern teeth. The Gabelle helped spark revolution; Marmaduke just made it a business case.🇺🇸
- @FoodPolicyNerd: Not sure what’s sharper—the guillotine reference or the jab at French tax codes. Either way, solid burn. 🔥
- @MattMarmaduke: I don’t intend to lose my head over not providing my people with enough bread. I make all my subordinates learn that lesson. And it’s one Paris should remember—your current taxation on small sole proprietors is worse than the Gabelle ever was. In the last five years alone, I’ve welcomed French artisans into the Freehold: one of your finest macaron bakers, a master chocolatier, and cheesemakers who remind me every day why food is both craft and culture.
- 🇯🇵 @OsakaView: Interview was long. Too much personal talk, not enough about trade specifics.
- @MattMarmaduke: Will be in Tokyo for face-to-face meetings in a few days. Trade specifics are best handled across the table, not across a livestream.
- 🇨🇦 @NeutralNorth: Agricultural plans are ambitious, but need data. Waiting for proof.
- @MattMarmaduke: Proof will be the deliverables in the fall. Harvests don’t lie. 🌾
- 🇧🇷 @BrasilCivico: Studio looked artificial, like corporate PR. Did it help or hurt the message?
- @FreeholdMedia: You’ve obviously missed the fact that 90% of broadcasters use the same exact setup. The message matters more than the wallpaper.
- 🇿🇦 @CapeTownCommentary: T’mari’s words on caste were strong, but what about Freehold class divides?
- @MattMarmaduke: All citizens are equal in their rights. No classes, no castes—just contracts and accountability.
- 🇮🇳 @DelhiQuestions: Mention of SAC weapons—sounded personal. Hope facts will be documented.
- @MattMarmaduke: Do you really want that tea spilled and records posted online for the world—and now the galaxy—to see? Careful what you wish for. ☕📜
- 🇦🇺 @SydneyObserver: Baseball metaphors don’t translate here. Curious what she’ll adopt next.
- @LadyTmari: A kitten, or maybe a drop bear… 🐨⚾
- 🇦🇺 @DropBearTruthers: Careful what you wish for, Lady T’mari. They’re real and they’re waiting. 🪓🐨
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: We can confirm drop bears are not real… but we are. LOL 🦎
- 🇦🇺 @DropBearTruthers: Careful what you wish for, Lady T’mari. They’re real and they’re waiting. 🪓🐨
- @LadyTmari: A kitten, or maybe a drop bear… 🐨⚾
- 🇬🇧 @RoyalWatcherUK: A V’ren with a kitten would break the internet. Please proceed. 🐱👑
- @TheRealChem: Me and Bob:
- 🇺🇸 @CatMom2025: Okay but who gave the V’ren kitten privileges before I did?? 😭🐾
- @TheRealChem: Me and Bob:
- 🇯🇵 @AnimeNekoFan: IT’S REAL. THE NEKO ARC BEGINS. 🎌✨
- 🇬🇧 @RoyalWatcherUK: Proof that diplomacy is simply the art of presenting cats with style. 🐱👑
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: Cat now under V’ren protection. Interns… you’re next. LOL 🐾👀
- @MallKerr: I already know what gator, snapping turtle, and rattlesnake taste like. Don’t test your luck… 😏
- @AngelinaReyes: She’s super fast with eskrima sticks and a natural shooter with .38 revolver, 9mm automatic, and can already hit 200m with a .308 and iron sights. Don’t try her—because I’m teaching her bow and arrow next. 🎯🏹
- @MallKerr: I already know what gator, snapping turtle, and rattlesnake taste like. Don’t test your luck… 😏
- 🇯🇵 @AnimeNekoFan: V’ren + neko = instant anime adaptation. Take my credits already. 🎌✨
- 🇨🇦 @MapleMoosey: If she adopts a moose instead, we’ll trade you the rights to hockey. 🇨🇦🏒
- @AngelinaReyes: I’ve never eaten moose… wanna trade for a zebra? 🦓🍴
- 🇿🇦 @CapeTownCommentary: Careful, zebra’s tougher than it looks. Needs a proper braai first. 🔥🥩🦎
- @LizardPeopleIntl: We’ll trade three interns for a moose. Final offer. LOL
- @AngelinaReyes: I’ve never eaten moose… wanna trade for a zebra? 🦓🍴
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: Cat now under V’ren protection. Interns… you’re next. LOL 🐾👀
- 🇩🇪 @BerlinPragmatist: Strong promises, but little mention of timelines beyond harvest.
- @MarmadukeLogistics: We cut a brand-new road 525 miles long in just a few days—because we had willing, able, and determined people with solid leadership backing them every step. Who knows how much we can accomplish between now and harvest? One thing is certain: grain won’t wait. The harvest must be brought in when the time is right. Beyond that, you’ll just have to watch and see how much more we can do.
- 🇲🇽 @CiudadMX: Wounded Knee and a quinceañera—symbolic stops, but are they practical?
- @MattMarmaduke: This is a trip to show my new wife the world I want to protect from the dangers to come. If I wanted to talk to world leaders, we all know how to use Zoom.
- 🇺🇸 @NoMoreLordsUSA: High Lord? Sounds like cosplay for billionaires.
- @MattMarmaduke: What does it say about a person who still uses the term USA all over their profile when the country went down in flames more years ago than it actually spent in existence. It is like you are one of those little tantrum throwing fanboys that get mad every time a movie maker does something you don’t like.
- 🇺🇸 @LibertyWatcher: Isn’t this just monarchy with better branding?
- @MattMarmaduke: Call it monarchy, call it LLC, call it whatever you want. The bills still get paid, the grain still grows, and my people still eat. Labels don’t matter—results do.
- 🇺🇸 @CheeseHeadCritic: Prune juice jokes while people starve? Real classy.
- @MattMarmaduke: There have been no famines in the Freehold, ever, nor are there any starving people, or even people who go without daily food. North American based megacorps produced three to five times the amount of food per person per year than my people do. The SAC, China, and Russia do even better, or so their ministries of agriculture claim in the data. If there are starving people elsewhere this is hardly my fault.
- 🇺🇸 @SkepticalVet23: So we’re supposed to trust the guy who “swindled” land out of megacorps? Right.
- @MattMarmaduke: You mean land they stuck me with in my own person, not the freeholder or the V’ren representative, just Matt Marmaduke who is responsible for dealing with every little issue that comes up. Will I profit from this in the end? Sure, but make no mistake they were losing money on all of it and were happy to get rid of it.
- 🇺🇸 @AlienDoubter77: V’ren learning English form game shosw? Sounds like BS.
- @LadyTmari: Having looked at your spelling, and poor use of the language throughout your entire feed, I can see why you would have trouble believing others can learn the language.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: We learned English binge-watching Friends. Couldn’t stop hissing “Pivot!” for weeks.🧛♂️
- @LispingNosferatu: Thath’s ridiculouth… everyone knowth Wheel of Fortune ith the real linguisthic teacher. 🧛♂️🎡👹
- @BridgeTroll: I learned English under a bridge. Mostly curse words. Worked fine until Seattle fined me for toll evasion. LOL
- 🇺🇸 @RedStateRage: Planting grain is great, but how much is he pocketing off the top?
- @MattMarmaduke: More than you will ever make.
- 🇺🇸 @AmyForever1988: He moved on fast. That’s not love, that’s politics.
- @ToniYamamoto: If anything the nine years he waited would have pissed my sister off. He deserved to find happiness again and she would be pissed he spent those years lost and celibate. Make no mistake he loved her and still does. I am happy he has found T’mari, I am getting to know her Mother and Uncle well and Amy would have welcomed them all, just as he did.
- 🇺🇸 @CouchWarrior: Quoting Shakespeare doesn’t make you smart, it makes you pretentious.
- @MattMarmaduke: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: Bill Shakespeare was one of us and supposedly ate one of Elizabeth’s court ladies…
- @MattMarmaduke: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
- 🇺🇸 @BeefTaxpayer: Affordable beef in ten years? People need food NOW.
- @MattMarmaduke: Then they should be asking why their so-called governments are not providing it to them, not demanding that the guy they mostly never heard of two weeks ago give it to them for free.🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: We’d provide free beef… but only if it’s intern-fed. LOL 🥩🦎
- 🇺🇸 @StudioFakeOut: That whole thing looked staged. Corporate set, scripted lines.
- @FreeholdMedia: It is a studio anyone can rent and if you think those are scripted lines then you must watch really bad videos most of your day.👹 @BridgeTroll: I offered them my bridge for free. Great acoustics, only smelled a little.
- 🇺🇸 @CultureClashUSA: Baseball metaphors for aliens? Feels like pandering.
- @MattMarmaduke: Putting USA in your username is a lot like those people who kept pretending the south won the civil war and still existed even as late as the Plague of 2073.🧛♂️
- @LispingNosferatu: Thportsth metaphorth… they always end in extra inningth. Eternal overtime! ⚾🧛♂️
- 🇺🇸 @MAGAinMO: Why should Americans care about alien caste drama? Fix our own country first.
- @MattMarmaduke: Gotta wonder why a troll posting from Hyderabad is claiming to be from Missouri.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: We checked. Definitely Hyderabad. Bad Wi-Fi, worse barbecue.
- @MattMarmaduke: plenty of unpaid interns though.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: We checked. Definitely Hyderabad. Bad Wi-Fi, worse barbecue.
- @MattMarmaduke: Gotta wonder why a troll posting from Hyderabad is claiming to be from Missouri.
- 🇺🇸 @SoybeanFarmer99: He’s promising more grain than Missouri has planted in a century. Total exaggeration.
- @MattMarmaduke: My barley harvest was up 8%, rye 14% and winter wheat was up 10% on the latest harvest over last year, which was double the harvest of 25 years ago. Even with the loss of hundreds of acres due to a space ship landing on my farm, my corn harvest will be up 7% over last year in total acreage. This doesn’t count the 15,000 acres of buckwheat we planted the first week of June. Nor does it count the year-round hydroponic harvests. If anything my initial estimates are very low.🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: That’s a lot of crackers. Charcuterie board party at our lair! 🧀🍷
- 🇺🇸 @KeyboardTroll88: Ninety minutes of cringe. Couldn’t even get real questions in.
- @LadyTmari: your handle says everything about why no one wanted fielding questions thought you had anything important to ask.
- 🇺🇸 @FlatlandSkeptic: If he’s been “sovereign since 13,” where’s the proof? Sounds like fantasy.
- @MarmadukeFreehold: If you lived here you would know, but since you don’t it is obvious you haven’t even bother to do any research. This paints you as very stupid considering as a current sovereign he might just mention to your employer, Apple, that you seem incredibly stupid and they might want to let you go, before he resumes doing business with them.
- 🇺🇸 @TruthHurtsUSA: Strategic marriage, not real love. Everyone sees it.
- @AngeliaReyes: says someone who is still clinging to a country that hasn’t existed for 367 years.
- 🇬🇧 @LondonCynic: “High Lord of the V’ren” — medieval nonsense dressed up as diplomacy.
- @MattMarmaduke: says a guy who claims to they tried to become part of the Blue and Royals, has an uncle in the house of lords, and got all pissy his bad behavior got him excluded from getting a knighthood and position in one of the London livery companies.
- 🇫🇷 @ParisTroll: Rousseau is rolling in his grave hearing his name in this circus.
- @MattMarmaduke: As the last defender of the social contract by choice of the people whose people are never denied food, housing or medical attention I believe you have me confused with someone else.
- ⚖️ @HobbesianLeviathan: A ruler who prevents life from being “nasty, brutish, and short” is no tyrant. Marmaduke is sovereign because his people are secure.
- 📜 @LockeLives: Property is legitimate when it comes from labor and consent. The Freehold’s contracts and farms embody Locke’s vision more than today’s megacorps ever could.
- 💡 @VoltaireSpeaks: I may disagree with Marmaduke’s bluntness, but I will defend to the death his right to say it. Better a free tongue than a silent slave.
- 👁️ @MontesquieuSpirit: Power should check power, but let’s be honest—megacorps have none of the balance and all of the corruption. The Freehold looks more virtuous by comparison.
- 📚 @RousseauRedux: The general will begins with bread on the table. If Marmaduke ensures that, he defends liberty more than any constitution written on paper.
- @MattMarmaduke: As the last defender of the social contract by choice of the people whose people are never denied food, housing or medical attention I believe you have me confused with someone else.
- 🇩🇪 @BerlinBlunt: He talks like a farmer, acts like a king. Dangerous mix.
- @WrenThronn: Likely the single most dangerous man I have ever met, be glad he wants to defend earth rather than conquer it.⚖️ @HobbesianLeviathan: A farmer-king is the sovereign who spares his people from brutish misery. Dangerous, yes—but chaos is deadlier.
- 🦎 @LizardPhilosophe: Enlightenment is overrated without seasoning. A king who cooks feeds the body and the contract. 🦎🍲
- 🧛♂️ @LispingNosferatu: Jutht keep your thharpened stickth away from me…
- @WrenThronn: Likely the single most dangerous man I have ever met, be glad he wants to defend earth rather than conquer it.⚖️ @HobbesianLeviathan: A farmer-king is the sovereign who spares his people from brutish misery. Dangerous, yes—but chaos is deadlier.
- 🇨🇦 @MooseMemeMaster: All that talk and not a single hockey reference. Fraud.
- @MarmadukeFreehold: The Freehold is in Missouri, not Manitoba, or even Michigan. When we want to beat people up with sticks we have eskrima.
- 💡 @VoltaireSpeaks: Better a witty phrase than a weapon—though both have their place.
- 👹 @BridgeTroll: Hockey banished me after I bit the goalie. No regrets. 🥅😂
- 🧛♂️ @LispingNosferatu: Pleathe, no more thticks. The very word maketh me twitch. 🧛♂️😖
- @MarmadukeFreehold: The Freehold is in Missouri, not Manitoba, or even Michigan. When we want to beat people up with sticks we have eskrima.
- 🇯🇵 @TokyoSkeptic: Ninety minutes of vague answers. Where’s the actual policy?
- @DougMeyers: If you had read the show’s description you would have known that would be the case from the start.
- 📚 @RousseauRedux: Debate itself is policy—consent begins with speech, not decrees.
- 🇦🇺 @SydneySarcasm: “Puzzle pieces” — mate, sounds like a jigsaw, not leadership.
- @MattMarmaduke: Knowing how things fit together is leadership. This is as true for project managers as it is hereditary rulers.
- 👁️ @MontesquieuSpirit: Leadership is assembling pieces into balance. Without balance, power corrupts.
- 🧛♂️ @LispingNosferatu: Jutht don’t make the thtickth too pointy… jigsawth frighten me. 🧛♂️🪵😖
- @MattMarmaduke: Knowing how things fit together is leadership. This is as true for project managers as it is hereditary rulers.
- 🇿🇦 @CapeTownCritic: He says equality, but keeps all the power. Hypocrisy.
- @MattMarmaduke: They have the power to walk away and say they won’t play anymore if they want.
- ⚖️ @HobbesianLeviathan: Power retained is not tyranny if the people consent by remaining within the order.
- 🦎 @LizardPhilosophe: Equality ith fine… until the snackth are unequal. Then all contractth are broken. LOL 🦎
- 🇧🇷 @BrasilBruto: Cheeseburgers and Shakespeare. Is this interstellar diplomacy or late-night comedy?
- 👻 @ShakespeareGhost: “Dost thou think because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?” — diplomacy and jest oft share a stage, sir. 🍔🎭
- @TheRealChem:
- 🇺🇸 @MidwestRoots84: Finally someone tying food security to dignity of labor. The V’ren are already showing what partnership looks like.
- 📜 @LockeLives: Labor dignifies property, and property dignifies liberty. The Freehold shows what happens when both are honored.
- 🦎 @LizardPhilosophe: Dignity of labor… except interns. They’re crunchy snacks, not labor. LOL 🦎🍴
- 🇬🇧 @LondonPolicyWatcher: Shakespeare quotes on live air? Risky, but it worked. It grounded the entire discussion in timeless humanity.
- @MattMarmaduke: Shakespeare like music is best done live.
- 👻 @ShakespeareGhost: “All the world’s a stage, and Marmaduke but plays his part.” 🎭
- 🧛♂️ @LispingNosferatu: Jutht… pleathe… no thharpened stickth in Macbeth. 🧛♂️😖
- ⚾👻 @HarryCaraysGhost: “A one, a two, a three—🎵Take me out to the ballgame!🎵 If T’mari’s rootin’, the Freehold’s cookin’! Holy Cow!” 🐄🎤
- @MattMarmaduke: Shakespeare like music is best done live.
- 🇺🇸 @FarmGirlMissouri: If he really makes beef affordable again, that alone will win hearts across the Midwest.
- @MattMarmaduke: and we already have some of the cheapest beef in the world.
- ⚖️ @HobbesianLeviathan: Where there is meat on the table, there is peace in the realm.
- 👹 @BridgeTroll: I tried Midwest beef once. Delicious. But they wouldn’t let me eat the cow AND the farmer. 😅🐄
- @MattMarmaduke: and we already have some of the cheapest beef in the world.
- 🇯🇵 @KyotoScholar: T’mari’s honesty about caste echoes our own historical struggles. Her words will resonate here.
- @LadyTmari:
Roots may bind the past,
New soil gives rise to equals
Shared dawn lights the way. 🌸- 🇯🇵 @OsakaPoet:
Old chains fall away,
In the spring fields of the Freehold,
Green shoots reach for sky. 🌱
- 🇯🇵 @TokyoSatire:
Even lords must learn
Rice bowls are not filled with pride
Only with labor. 🍚
- 🇯🇵 @NaraHistorian:
From caste into class,
From class into shared future
History circles. 📜
- 🇯🇵 @HaikuSensei:
The V’ren find voice here,
In syllables ancient yet new,
Two worlds breathe as one. ✨
- 🇯🇵 @OsakaPoet:
- @LadyTmari:
- 🇺🇸 @RockiesSnowbound: Estes Park sunset + snowboarding lesson = best honeymoon visual ever.
- @LadyTmari: I hope this can become an annual event. Private time with Matt is great, but I want the rest of my family and friends to see this too.
- 🐻 @SmokeyTheBear: Remember, kids—only YOU can prevent forest fires. But snowboarding with aliens is perfectly safe. ❄️🏂
- 🦎 @LizardPhilosophe: And only WE can prevent interns from escaping. LOL 🦎
- 🐻 @SmokeyTheBear: Remember, kids—only YOU can prevent forest fires. But snowboarding with aliens is perfectly safe. ❄️🏂
- @LadyTmari: I hope this can become an annual event. Private time with Matt is great, but I want the rest of my family and friends to see this too.
- 🇲🇽 @PueblaHistorian: His stop at a quinceañera is more than optics. It shows respect for cultural milestones we hold dear.
- @MJ_TruthTeller: My dad is only half-Mexican and my mom is fully Japanese, but a few months ago I was so surprised when they, Matt, and the local Mexican community put together one for me. I look forward to seeing Theresa again—something we used to do every summer.
- 📜 @RousseauRedux: Rituals of passage bind citizens closer than treaties signed in ink.
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: If there’s cake, invite us. Intern-flavored tres leches? 👀🍰
- 🇺🇸 @CubsAndCorn: Cubs jokes in Denver? He’s fearless. That’s the Marmaduke I remember.
- @MattMarmaduke: You are on the guest list for the embassy event.
- ⚾👻 @HarryCaraysGhost: “HOLY COW! Marmaduke’s got better timing than the Cubbies bullpen!”
- 🇫🇷 @ParisDiplomatique: “What’s past is prologue.” The Freehold seems keen on blending memory with progress.
- @MattMarmaduke: For the past to be meaningful you must constantly move forward.
- 📚 @RousseauRedux: The future has no foundation unless built on bread and memory alike.
- 👁️ @MontesquieuSpirit: Liberty stands only when yesterday’s lessons guard tomorrow’s steps.
- 🇺🇸 @LogisticsPro247: He’s right—logistics networks are underestimated. One bulldozer road today, a corridor tomorrow.
- @MarmadukeLogistics: By spring we can probably start sending overnight delivery from Columbia to the Colorado border.
- 🐻 @SmokeyTheBear: Roads are good—but remember, keep bulldozers away from dry brush. Only YOU can prevent wildfires! 🚜🔥🌲
- 🦎 @LizardPhilosophe: Bulldozer road = snack delivery lane. Efficient AND delicious. 🦎🍪
- 🇿🇦 @JohannesburgVoices: Equality doesn’t arrive in one day, but acknowledging the caste openly is already a step.
- @WrenThronn: The caste system never survives a colonial expedition. I have seen it happen on many colony worlds. It will happen even faster here, because we have an example.
- 📚 @RousseauRedux: Caste and class are chains. Once broken, they must not be reforged.
- 🧛♂️ @LispingNosferatu: Chainth are bad… unleth they’re garlic chainth. 🧛♂️🧄😖
- 🇨🇦 @NorthernLights82: Paying full rental rates at Samsung-Hyundai? That answers the “corporate influence” critique neatly.
- @MattMarmaduke: I pay full price for my AI devices to keep corporate influence out of my life as much as possible too.
- 💡 @VoltaireSpeaks: Independence is never free—but it is priceless.
- 🇺🇸 @FreeholdKid1999: Been waiting my whole life to see leaders who laugh, grieve, and still lead under the camera’s glare.
- @MJ_Truthteller: You should stop by the homestead more often. This is the same man I have called Uncle Matt all my life, but he does seem happier now than I can remember. T’mari is good for him. Maybe he will start making pancake breakfasts again.
- @Oxsana2023: He also mows the grass every Tuesday morning, often shirtless.
- 👹 @BridgeTroll: Pancakes and shirtless mowing? Where do I sign up? 😂🥞
- 🧛♂️ @LispingNosferatu: Pancaketh are fine… but no thharpened forkth, pleathe. 🧛♂️🥞😖
- 🎵 @MattMarmaduke: “I’m a picker, I’m a grinner, I’m a lover, and I’m a sinner… I mow my lawn in the sun.” — apologies to the Steve Miller Band. 🌞🎸
- 🇺🇸 @OldColumbiaGrad: Proud that Mizzou journalism grads are shaping global narratives now.
- @MattMarmaduke: These are the tigers we want, the ones that eat people not so much. I wonder what the lizard people would give me for a few dozen man-eating tigers?
- 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: Tigers + interns = balanced diet. We’ll trade in Bitcoin, Doge, or artisanal charcuterie. LOL 🐯🦎
- @MattMarmaduke: These are the tigers we want, the ones that eat people not so much. I wonder what the lizard people would give me for a few dozen man-eating tigers?
- 🇧🇷 @RioCivico: T’mari’s presence reminds us love and politics can walk hand in hand.
- 🎵 @LadyTmari: “All you need is love, love… love is all you need.” — The Beatles ❤️🌍
- 🇩🇪 @BerlinChronicle: “Future is ours even if the past belonged to them.” That’s statesmanship.
- 🇺🇸 @PrairieTeacher: Students already asking me to explain “Progenitors.” He just rewrote tomorrow’s lesson plan.
- 🇮🇳 @DelhiObserver: Interesting that SAC was called out directly. That will have ripple effects in the region.
- @MattMarmaduke: Your government might have words with you someplace with lizard people if you keep reminding me I can call out specific chartered corporations whose political ties to the regime would make your other allies very uncomfortable.
- @ArrowRockRayya: Do it for Bengal and Bangladesh! Do it for our great grandmother!
- @MattMarmaduke: Your government might have words with you someplace with lizard people if you keep reminding me I can call out specific chartered corporations whose political ties to the regime would make your other allies very uncomfortable.
- 🇺🇸 @KCJournalist: From razor wire rescues to high office—his personal arc plays as myth and reality both.
- @DougMeyers; he may not call himself a king, but he was the ONLY hereditary monarch to serve in active combat while he was king in a nearly thousand years. Yes, yes, I know you will cite George II, but he didn’t actually do any fighting himself. Matt Marmaduke not only fought to rid the world of scum, but risked his life on multiple occasions carrying one of us out of firefight.
- @MattMarmaduke: “I have set my life upon a cast, / And I will stand the hazard of the die.” — Richard III, Act V, Sc. 4
- @DougMeyers; he may not call himself a king, but he was the ONLY hereditary monarch to serve in active combat while he was king in a nearly thousand years. Yes, yes, I know you will cite George II, but he didn’t actually do any fighting himself. Matt Marmaduke not only fought to rid the world of scum, but risked his life on multiple occasions carrying one of us out of firefight.
- 🇺🇸 @HeartOfOzarks: Laughed, cried, and nodded through the whole thing. Feels like history in the making.
- 🇺🇸 @Skeptic101: Affordable beef? Sounds like campaign talk. Seen it all before.
- @MattMarmaduke: I said more affordable, it will be up to your supplier to not gouge you.
- 🇬🇧 @LondonCynic: Dressing up monarchy with grain promises doesn’t make it democracy.
- @MattMarmaduke: Democracy is what brought us the collapse in the first place. Never will I turn over my moral responsibility to keep that from happening, again.
- 🇺🇸 @NoMoreMyths: “Gone Progenitors” is a convenient myth. Show evidence or stop preaching.
- @ladyTmari: You wish me to prove a negative how?
- 🇺🇸 @BurgerKingAlpha: Bro promising cheap burgers in ten years? Call me when the fries are free. 🍟👑
- @MattMarmaduke: TANSTAAFL
- 🇯🇵 @AnimeMarmaduke: Waiting for the anime where he quotes Shakespeare while snowboarding with aliens. 🎿📖👽
- @MattMarmaduke: I will buy them nekogirl hats to wear when we are in Japan to complete the outfits.
- @FreeholdPress: LIVE from Denver: Matt Marmaduke and T’mari Th’ron sit down with Doug Meyers at the Samsung-Hyundai Media Complex. Candid, sharp, unforgettable.
- 1.10 @MediaStudiesGrad: Unforgettable, yes, but also unmistakably choreographed; friendship plus sponsorship did a lot of the heavy lifting in that “candid” vibe. #FramedAndFiltered
- 1.20 @GlobalMediaReview: The choreography is the point; modern legitimacy is manufactured in exactly these sponsor-lit “authentic” moments, and we’d be negligent not to dissect who paid for the spotlight. #StagedSincerity
- 1.30 @WorldSignalNetwork: Academics are right about the choreography; our job now is to follow the money from sponsor logos to refugee housing budgets. #FollowTheSpotlight
- 1.40 @MizzouPolySciFrosh: Y’all following the money, we’re over here trying to follow our rent; please loop students in when you trace that sponsor cash to actual housing. #BudgetReality
- 1.50 @MizzouBizMajor: Some of y’all act like caring about structure and still being inspired by them on air is illegal; I can write a paper and still root for their marriage. #BothCanBeTrue
- 1.40 @MizzouPolySciFrosh: Y’all following the money, we’re over here trying to follow our rent; please loop students in when you trace that sponsor cash to actual housing. #BudgetReality
- 1.30 @WorldSignalNetwork: Academics are right about the choreography; our job now is to follow the money from sponsor logos to refugee housing budgets. #FollowTheSpotlight
- 1.20 @GlobalMediaReview: The choreography is the point; modern legitimacy is manufactured in exactly these sponsor-lit “authentic” moments, and we’d be negligent not to dissect who paid for the spotlight. #StagedSincerity
- 1.10 @MediaStudiesGrad: Unforgettable, yes, but also unmistakably choreographed; friendship plus sponsorship did a lot of the heavy lifting in that “candid” vibe. #FramedAndFiltered
- 2.00 @GlobeMirrorIntl: “We are not alone on this world now.” — Matt Marmaduke on #DougMeyersShow. A defining interview for the Freehold and the V’ren Cooperative.
- 2.10 @OrbitalObserver: That line lands harder when you remember he’s also saying “we are not alone” while holding veto power over who gets off the ships. #AweAndAuthority
- 2.20 @SecurityStudiesLab: Veto power over disembarkation wrapped in first-contact awe is why we now teach “we are not alone” as both cosmology and border policy in the same lecture. #WonderAndControl
- 2.30 @GlobalSecurityDesk: Border policy hidden inside first-contact awe is a headline, not a footnote; “who gets off the ships” will be one of the defining questions of this decade. #BordersInOrbit
- 2.40 @UN_InternInTraining: Lowkey wild that “who gets off the ships” might matter more for my generation than any old border wall ever did. #NewFrontLines
- 2.50 @FreeholdCampusRep: Not every internship needs to be a revolution; if Marmaduke jobs keep my cousins fed while we finish school, that matters more than perfect theory. #RentDueFirst
- 2.40 @UN_InternInTraining: Lowkey wild that “who gets off the ships” might matter more for my generation than any old border wall ever did. #NewFrontLines
- 2.30 @GlobalSecurityDesk: Border policy hidden inside first-contact awe is a headline, not a footnote; “who gets off the ships” will be one of the defining questions of this decade. #BordersInOrbit
- 2.20 @SecurityStudiesLab: Veto power over disembarkation wrapped in first-contact awe is why we now teach “we are not alone” as both cosmology and border policy in the same lecture. #WonderAndControl
- 2.10 @OrbitalObserver: That line lands harder when you remember he’s also saying “we are not alone” while holding veto power over who gets off the ships. #AweAndAuthority
- 3.00 @DenverDailyPost: High Lord Marmaduke & T’mari debut their marriage before a global audience. Full broadcast replay now streaming.
- 3.10 @DFZAltPress: And Denver mostly got to be the backdrop; city leaders might want to ask why the most important local questions never made it to air. #HostOrSetDressing
- 3.20 @FrontRangeEditorialBoard: Denver as backdrop is a failure of local elites, not just the show; if your city can’t get its own questions into a home-field broadcast, you’ve ceded the narrative. #AbsentOnOurOwnAirwaves
- 3.30 @DFZWorldService: If Denver’s own elites can’t get a hard question into their home-field broadcast, they shouldn’t be surprised when outsiders frame the city for them. #NarrativeVacuum
- 3.40 @DFZCommunityCollegeKid: If our own elites won’t ask hard questions, guess it’s on student radio and campus papers to stop acting like this was just a cute date in Denver. #DoYourJob
- 3.50 @DFZCityCollegeFan: Honestly, the Doug interview was the first time my classmates actually watched longform politics since middle school; that’s a win by itself. #AttentionIsAResource
- 3.40 @DFZCommunityCollegeKid: If our own elites won’t ask hard questions, guess it’s on student radio and campus papers to stop acting like this was just a cute date in Denver. #DoYourJob
- 3.30 @DFZWorldService: If Denver’s own elites can’t get a hard question into their home-field broadcast, they shouldn’t be surprised when outsiders frame the city for them. #NarrativeVacuum
- 3.20 @FrontRangeEditorialBoard: Denver as backdrop is a failure of local elites, not just the show; if your city can’t get its own questions into a home-field broadcast, you’ve ceded the narrative. #AbsentOnOurOwnAirwaves
- 3.10 @DFZAltPress: And Denver mostly got to be the backdrop; city leaders might want to ask why the most important local questions never made it to air. #HostOrSetDressing
- 4.00 @MidwestHistoryNerd: Marmaduke quoting “curvy puzzle pieces” while holding her hand?? History unfolding live.
- 4.10 @ArchivistInTraining: Future historians are also going to note who controlled the edit suite when those puzzle pieces got described. #PrimarySourceWithProducers
- 4.20 @JournalOfPublicHistory: Archivists are right to watch the edit suite; in a century, the “official” clip will matter less than who kept raw footage and transcripts intact. #PreserveTheBloopers
- 4.30 @InternationalRecord: We’ll be chasing those raw feeds and internal memos; the official cut is just one source in a growing archive of this moment. #BeyondTheEdit
- 4.40 @ColumbiaArchivesWorkStudy: Please and thank you, we’re the ones who will be digitizing those raw feeds at 3 a.m., might as well preserve the whole mess. #FuturePrimarySources
- 4.50 @ColumbiaSTEMKid: I get the charisma worries, but he’s also the only one funding our lab upgrades right now; I’ll take better microscopes and ask my own hard questions. #TakeTheGrant
- 4.40 @ColumbiaArchivesWorkStudy: Please and thank you, we’re the ones who will be digitizing those raw feeds at 3 a.m., might as well preserve the whole mess. #FuturePrimarySources
- 4.30 @InternationalRecord: We’ll be chasing those raw feeds and internal memos; the official cut is just one source in a growing archive of this moment. #BeyondTheEdit
- 4.20 @JournalOfPublicHistory: Archivists are right to watch the edit suite; in a century, the “official” clip will matter less than who kept raw footage and transcripts intact. #PreserveTheBloopers
- 4.10 @ArchivistInTraining: Future historians are also going to note who controlled the edit suite when those puzzle pieces got described. #PrimarySourceWithProducers
- 5.00 @ChiTownFan88: Cubs hat in Denver. Man is fearless. #DougMeyersShow
- 5.10 @MileHighUmp: Fearless is one word, calculated is another; picking the Cubs here softens a lot of harder conversations about grain and ports. #CharmOffensive
- 5.20 @SportsAndSocietyReview: Choosing the Cubs in hostile territory is classic populist theatre; the risk is that smart audiences learn to hear it as a tell, not a shield. #SemioticsOfFandom
- 5.30 @SportsGlobal: When even scholars call the Cubs hat a tell, not a quirk, it becomes our beat to trace how fandom is being used to sell policy. #JerseyAsMessaging
- 5.40 @StateU_SportsComm: Journalism prof literally paused the game in class today like, “this hat is a message,” so yeah, we see you on the fandom psyops thing. #MediaLiteracy101
- 5.50 @StateU_SportsMajor: Everybody dunking on the Cubs hat psyops thing like we’re brainless; we know it’s a bit—and we still like feeling seen as fans not just “stakeholders.” #LetUsHaveNiceThings
- 5.40 @StateU_SportsComm: Journalism prof literally paused the game in class today like, “this hat is a message,” so yeah, we see you on the fandom psyops thing. #MediaLiteracy101
- 5.30 @SportsGlobal: When even scholars call the Cubs hat a tell, not a quirk, it becomes our beat to trace how fandom is being used to sell policy. #JerseyAsMessaging
- 5.20 @SportsAndSocietyReview: Choosing the Cubs in hostile territory is classic populist theatre; the risk is that smart audiences learn to hear it as a tell, not a shield. #SemioticsOfFandom
- 5.10 @MileHighUmp: Fearless is one word, calculated is another; picking the Cubs here softens a lot of harder conversations about grain and ports. #CharmOffensive
- 6.00 @AlienCultureBlog: T’mari saying “we are the V’ren of Earth now” gave me chills.
- 6.10 @SpecFicScholar: That chill is what happens when identity, law, and metaphor collide; “V’ren of Earth” is a slogan and a constitution in four words. #NamingIsPower
- 6.20 @TransnationalIdentityWatch: “V’ren of Earth” is already migrating from slogan to syllabus; we expect it to anchor both liberation essays and legal challenges within a year. #NameAsPrecedent
- 6.30 @GlobalIdentityNews: “V’ren of Earth” is already a headline in three languages; we expect to be covering the first court case where that phrase is entered into evidence. #FromSloganToStatute
- 6.40 @JohannesburgCampusVoice: If “V’ren of Earth” hits court, half my cohort is gonna base their theses on it; thanks in advance for the citations. #SloganToCaseLaw
- 6.50 @JoziExchangeStudent: If “V’ren of Earth” ends up in case law, cool; until then I’m just glad someone with power is talking about ending caste instead of pretending it’s “cultural.” #WordsDoMatter
- 6.40 @JohannesburgCampusVoice: If “V’ren of Earth” hits court, half my cohort is gonna base their theses on it; thanks in advance for the citations. #SloganToCaseLaw
- 6.30 @GlobalIdentityNews: “V’ren of Earth” is already a headline in three languages; we expect to be covering the first court case where that phrase is entered into evidence. #FromSloganToStatute
- 6.20 @TransnationalIdentityWatch: “V’ren of Earth” is already migrating from slogan to syllabus; we expect it to anchor both liberation essays and legal challenges within a year. #NameAsPrecedent
- 6.10 @SpecFicScholar: That chill is what happens when identity, law, and metaphor collide; “V’ren of Earth” is a slogan and a constitution in four words. #NamingIsPower
- 7.00 @FreeholdOfficial: “If you want one real goal, it’s this: to get everyone off those ships into a home before the first snow.” — Matt Marmaduke on Doug Meyers Show.
- 7.10 @FreeholdCivicsTeacher: Beautiful goal, but my students will be asking how many of those homes sit under Marmaduke contracts and jurisdiction. #ShelterAndSovereignty
- 7.20 @HousingJusticeJournal: That contract question should be front-page news; shelter under a sovereign’s brand is not the same as enforceable, portable rights. #RoofVsRights
- 7.30 @HousingCrisisNow: We’ll keep asking the question the journals flagged: who holds the keys, and can a V’ren family take their rights with them if they leave Freehold soil. #TenureNotGratitude
- 7.40 @TenantsUnionUndergrad: Asking who holds the keys is cute until you’re the student in overflow housing; we’re watching which V’ren get dorm beds and which get bunks. #HousingIsPower
- 7.50 @DormCouncilPrez: Overflow housing sucks, but watching Freehold build actual units for ship kids faster than our admin fixes a leaky roof is… instructive. #CompareTheReceipts
- 7.40 @TenantsUnionUndergrad: Asking who holds the keys is cute until you’re the student in overflow housing; we’re watching which V’ren get dorm beds and which get bunks. #HousingIsPower
- 7.30 @HousingCrisisNow: We’ll keep asking the question the journals flagged: who holds the keys, and can a V’ren family take their rights with them if they leave Freehold soil. #TenureNotGratitude
- 7.20 @HousingJusticeJournal: That contract question should be front-page news; shelter under a sovereign’s brand is not the same as enforceable, portable rights. #RoofVsRights
- 7.10 @FreeholdCivicsTeacher: Beautiful goal, but my students will be asking how many of those homes sit under Marmaduke contracts and jurisdiction. #ShelterAndSovereignty
- 8.00 @GalaxyPolitics: Denver broadcast reveals the human-V’ren partnership in stark detail. Global implications.
- 8.10 @PolicyDeepDive: Stark detail, yes, but not full disclosure; we still don’t know the guardrails on this “partnership” if either side decides to walk. #AllianceWithFinePrint
- 8.20 @AllianceLawReview: Guardrails are where diplomacy begins; until we see third-party arbitration or exit clauses, “partnership” is aspirational marketing. #TrustNeedsTeeth
- 8.30 @TreatyWatchTV: The next interview we carry will come with a sidebar: independent experts rating the “guardrails” behind every new partnership claim. #DealsNeedReferees
- 8.40 @IntlRelationsMajor: Sidebar with guardrail ratings is the kind of thing I’m absolutely plagiar— sorry “citing heavily” in my senior thesis. #RubricForEmpires
- 8.50 @IRMajorPragmatist: Guardrails are cute in lectures; in the real world you pick the least-bad hegemon and push from inside. Right now he looks like the least-bad. #WelcomeToStatecraft
- 8.40 @IntlRelationsMajor: Sidebar with guardrail ratings is the kind of thing I’m absolutely plagiar— sorry “citing heavily” in my senior thesis. #RubricForEmpires
- 8.30 @TreatyWatchTV: The next interview we carry will come with a sidebar: independent experts rating the “guardrails” behind every new partnership claim. #DealsNeedReferees
- 8.20 @AllianceLawReview: Guardrails are where diplomacy begins; until we see third-party arbitration or exit clauses, “partnership” is aspirational marketing. #TrustNeedsTeeth
- 8.10 @PolicyDeepDive: Stark detail, yes, but not full disclosure; we still don’t know the guardrails on this “partnership” if either side decides to walk. #AllianceWithFinePrint
- 9.00 @historygirl2440: The way the cameras caught him lifting her hand 😭 instant iconic image.
- 9.10 @MuseumOfNow: Iconic images are how we forget the negotiations behind them; we’ll frame the hand kiss, but catalogue the land deals beside it. #AestheticsAndArchives
- 9.20 @IconicImagesWeekly: Museums curate the kiss; investigative desks must curate the term sheets that followed it or we’ll have learned nothing from earlier icon ages. #PictureAndPrint
- 9.30 @IconNewsNetwork: We love a good still frame, but we’ll be dedicating equal space to the contracts and casualty numbers behind every iconic kiss. #ImageAndImpact
- 9.40 @FilmSchoolCritic: An iconic kiss plus casualty counts is exactly the split-screen edit we’ve been begging profs to let us make. #BRollAndBodyCounts
- 9.50 @FilmStudentRomantic: I want to cut the kiss against the casualty numbers because that tension is the story; without the human moments, nobody even watches our documentaries. #HookThemFirst
- 9.40 @FilmSchoolCritic: An iconic kiss plus casualty counts is exactly the split-screen edit we’ve been begging profs to let us make. #BRollAndBodyCounts
- 9.30 @IconNewsNetwork: We love a good still frame, but we’ll be dedicating equal space to the contracts and casualty numbers behind every iconic kiss. #ImageAndImpact
- 9.20 @IconicImagesWeekly: Museums curate the kiss; investigative desks must curate the term sheets that followed it or we’ll have learned nothing from earlier icon ages. #PictureAndPrint
- 9.10 @MuseumOfNow: Iconic images are how we forget the negotiations behind them; we’ll frame the hand kiss, but catalogue the land deals beside it. #AestheticsAndArchives
- 10.00 @denverfoodie: Cheeseburger diplomacy. Respect.
- 10.10 @PublicHealthEater: Burgers are great until cheap fat masks systemic hunger; I’ll applaud when “affordable” also means “available and sustainable.” #BeyondTheBun
- 10.20 @GlobalHealthDesk: Cheeseburgers play well on air, but if micronutrient deficits and clinic lines don’t move with the price of beef, we will call it out as pure spectacle. #NutritionNotJustNostalgia
- 10.30 @HealthAndHungerWire: Cheap beef without shorter clinic lines is page-one material for us; food promises that don’t move health indicators will be called out as theatre. #CaloriesVsCare
- 10.40 @PublicHealthSoph: If clinic wait times don’t shrink, I’m not writing one more paper on “food security” based on his beef sound bites. #HealthOutcomesOrBust
- 10.50 @PreMedInLine: If clinics in Mid-Missouri start posting shorter wait times because of his “beef money,” I will happily write three food security papers, thanks. #ShowMeTheMetrics
- 10.40 @PublicHealthSoph: If clinic wait times don’t shrink, I’m not writing one more paper on “food security” based on his beef sound bites. #HealthOutcomesOrBust
- 10.30 @HealthAndHungerWire: Cheap beef without shorter clinic lines is page-one material for us; food promises that don’t move health indicators will be called out as theatre. #CaloriesVsCare
- 10.20 @GlobalHealthDesk: Cheeseburgers play well on air, but if micronutrient deficits and clinic lines don’t move with the price of beef, we will call it out as pure spectacle. #NutritionNotJustNostalgia
- 10.10 @PublicHealthEater: Burgers are great until cheap fat masks systemic hunger; I’ll applaud when “affordable” also means “available and sustainable.” #BeyondTheBun
- 11.00 @alienheartsclub: T’mari in those lights… proof the galaxy just got brighter.
- 11.10 @QueerCosmos: Bright is right, but let’s not let lighting rigs distract from the quiet ways she just rewrote V’ren caste norms on human TV. #GlowAndGravitas
- 11.20 @QueerTheoryQuarterly: Exactly; light on green skin is spectacle, dismantling caste on live human television is praxis—our job is to keep the second from being swallowed by the first. #SignalVsGlow
- 11.30 @CultureShiftChannel: We’re taking the hint—our coverage will treat T’mari less as a luminous object and more as a political actor dismantling her own hierarchy on air. #BeyondTheGlow
- 11.40 @TransMediaStudies: Treating her as a political actor instead of just “pretty alien wife” is the bare minimum; we clocked the caste talk before your segment aired. #NotYourSpaceElf
- 11.50 @MediaStudiesUndergrad: I get tired of everyone pretending they discovered “pretty alien wife” framing; she literally dismantled caste on live TV—give the woman some credit. #SheIsTheText
- 11.40 @TransMediaStudies: Treating her as a political actor instead of just “pretty alien wife” is the bare minimum; we clocked the caste talk before your segment aired. #NotYourSpaceElf
- 11.30 @CultureShiftChannel: We’re taking the hint—our coverage will treat T’mari less as a luminous object and more as a political actor dismantling her own hierarchy on air. #BeyondTheGlow
- 11.20 @QueerTheoryQuarterly: Exactly; light on green skin is spectacle, dismantling caste on live human television is praxis—our job is to keep the second from being swallowed by the first. #SignalVsGlow
- 11.10 @QueerCosmos: Bright is right, but let’s not let lighting rigs distract from the quiet ways she just rewrote V’ren caste norms on human TV. #GlowAndGravitas
- 12.00 @GeorgieO: This isn’t just politics, this is history.
- 12.10 @CivicGranny: It’s both, dear; politics becomes history the moment ordinary people start rearranging their lives around what they just heard. #LivingThroughIt
- 12.20 @DemocracyNowAndThen: When grandmothers say “we’re living through it,” historians should listen; that’s how you know a broadcast has crossed from news cycle into curriculum. #FeltAsHistory
- 12.30 @DemocracyDeskIntl: The moment nanas start phoning in “we’re living history,” you can expect our correspondents to start filing series, not snippets. #FromCycleToSaga
- 12.40 @GrandmaTextedMe: My lola literally messaged “this is history” during the broadcast; guess you’re right, this one’s going in the exam questions. #LivedExperienceSources
- 12.50 @GrandpaLovedBaseball: My lolo cried at the broadcast and he never cries; his “this is history” is worth as much to me as any peer-reviewed hot take. #EldersAreSourcesToo
- 12.40 @GrandmaTextedMe: My lola literally messaged “this is history” during the broadcast; guess you’re right, this one’s going in the exam questions. #LivedExperienceSources
- 12.30 @DemocracyDeskIntl: The moment nanas start phoning in “we’re living history,” you can expect our correspondents to start filing series, not snippets. #FromCycleToSaga
- 12.20 @DemocracyNowAndThen: When grandmothers say “we’re living through it,” historians should listen; that’s how you know a broadcast has crossed from news cycle into curriculum. #FeltAsHistory
- 12.10 @CivicGranny: It’s both, dear; politics becomes history the moment ordinary people start rearranging their lives around what they just heard. #LivingThroughIt
- 13.00 @RancherRon: He told the world he’d make beef affordable again—10/10 Midwest energy.
- 13.10 @PrairieEconomist: That promise thrills ranchers and spooks modelers; herds don’t grow in a vacuum, they grow in someone else’s former market. #BeefAndBalanceSheets
- 13.20 @RuralEconomiesMonitor: Ranch euphoria plus economist anxiety is the honest mix; our pages will track who’s left holding debt when the herd cycle turns. #BoomBustAndBurgers
- 13.30 @AgriBusinessWorld: Rancher euphoria and lender jitters are exactly the fault lines we’ll chart as planting targets collide with price reality. #MarketVsPasture
- 13.40 @AgriStudentOnLoan: Out in the ag college, we’re already betting which ranchers go under when the lender jitters win; thanks for charting the drama. #FieldTripToForeclosure
- 13.50 @AgCollegeOptimist: Yeah, some ranchers will fold, but some will finally get out from under predatory buyers; not every shift is automatically a tragedy. #ChangeCutsBothWays
- 13.40 @AgriStudentOnLoan: Out in the ag college, we’re already betting which ranchers go under when the lender jitters win; thanks for charting the drama. #FieldTripToForeclosure
- 13.30 @AgriBusinessWorld: Rancher euphoria and lender jitters are exactly the fault lines we’ll chart as planting targets collide with price reality. #MarketVsPasture
- 13.20 @RuralEconomiesMonitor: Ranch euphoria plus economist anxiety is the honest mix; our pages will track who’s left holding debt when the herd cycle turns. #BoomBustAndBurgers
- 13.10 @PrairieEconomist: That promise thrills ranchers and spooks modelers; herds don’t grow in a vacuum, they grow in someone else’s former market. #BeefAndBalanceSheets
- 14.00 @LilySwede: Ninety minutes and I wanted more.
- 14.10 @NordicNewsJunkie: Same, but the sequel needs less flirting and more follow-through on housing, water, and who arbitrates disputes. #CliffhangerForAdults
- 14.20 @NordicPolicyReview: Romance can open doors, but budgets close them; we’ll be back after the honeymoon with spreadsheets on housing, water, and jurisdiction. #AfterTheCredits
- 14.30 @NordicBudgetNews: Our foreign desk already has a standing assignment: Denver romance, Nairobi numbers—what actually gets funded once the tour moves on. #LoveVsLedgers
- 14.40 @NordicErasmusKid: Studying abroad and watching “Denver romance, Nairobi numbers” is exactly how it feels to be in one place while budgets get written for another. #GlobalSplitScreen
- 14.50 @NordicGradOnLoan: Watching Denver from a quiet Scandinavian campus, it felt less like “empire” and more like someone finally admitting how weird our century is. #AtLeastHonest
- 14.40 @NordicErasmusKid: Studying abroad and watching “Denver romance, Nairobi numbers” is exactly how it feels to be in one place while budgets get written for another. #GlobalSplitScreen
- 14.30 @NordicBudgetNews: Our foreign desk already has a standing assignment: Denver romance, Nairobi numbers—what actually gets funded once the tour moves on. #LoveVsLedgers
- 14.20 @NordicPolicyReview: Romance can open doors, but budgets close them; we’ll be back after the honeymoon with spreadsheets on housing, water, and jurisdiction. #AfterTheCredits
- 14.10 @NordicNewsJunkie: Same, but the sequel needs less flirting and more follow-through on housing, water, and who arbitrates disputes. #CliffhangerForAdults
- 15.00 @MissouriHarvest: Matt planting more grain than Missouri has in a century—there’s the real revolution.
- 15.10 @SoilScienceNerd: Revolution only sticks if the land survives the yield targets; doubling grain is a hydrology story more than a headlines one. #DirtDoesntForget
- 15.20 @JournalOfAgroecology: The soil scientist has it right: revolutions that ignore carrying capacity become footnotes under “collapse.” We’ll insist on water-table data with every big promise. #NoHarvestWithoutHydrology
- 15.30 @ClimateSoilBeat: Every time a leader promises exponential yield without soil data, it goes on our climate-risk front page, not the lifestyle section. #HydrologyHeadline
- 15.40 @ClimateAnxietyClub: Hydrology front page only, please; some of us would like a future where our capstones aren’t just titled “After The Dust.” #NoSoilNoDegree
- 15.50 @ClimateStudyAbroad: Sure, hydrology matters, but a leader saying “we’ll share food” on global TV is still better than the ones who pretended our droughts were local issues. #SolidarityCounts
- 15.40 @ClimateAnxietyClub: Hydrology front page only, please; some of us would like a future where our capstones aren’t just titled “After The Dust.” #NoSoilNoDegree
- 15.30 @ClimateSoilBeat: Every time a leader promises exponential yield without soil data, it goes on our climate-risk front page, not the lifestyle section. #HydrologyHeadline
- 15.20 @JournalOfAgroecology: The soil scientist has it right: revolutions that ignore carrying capacity become footnotes under “collapse.” We’ll insist on water-table data with every big promise. #NoHarvestWithoutHydrology
- 15.10 @SoilScienceNerd: Revolution only sticks if the land survives the yield targets; doubling grain is a hydrology story more than a headlines one. #DirtDoesntForget
- 16.00 @CitizenCommentary: Matt made me laugh, T’mari made me think. Together they made me believe.
- 16.10 @FreeholdSkeptic: Hope is nice, audits are nicer; believing is easier when independent courts and press can still tell them no. #TrustAndVerify
- 16.20 @InvestigativeCivics: Hope plus audits is the only adult stance left; we’ll consider our job done if “trust and verify” becomes the standard fan response. #FandomWithFOIA
- 16.30 @CivicWatchGlobal: “Hope plus audits” is officially our favourite fan stance; we’ll keep supplying the documents for anyone who wants to read past the clip. #ReceiptsForRomance
- 16.40 @CampusTransparencyNow: Drop the docs and we’ll happily do the late-night reading; fandom plus FOIA is a whole new student org waiting to happen. #NerdsWithReceipts
- 16.50 @CampusRecordsClerk: Give us the docs and we’ll read them; just don’t sneer at students who came here because the clip made them care in the first place. #OnRampNotEndPoint
- 16.40 @CampusTransparencyNow: Drop the docs and we’ll happily do the late-night reading; fandom plus FOIA is a whole new student org waiting to happen. #NerdsWithReceipts
- 16.30 @CivicWatchGlobal: “Hope plus audits” is officially our favourite fan stance; we’ll keep supplying the documents for anyone who wants to read past the clip. #ReceiptsForRomance
- 16.20 @InvestigativeCivics: Hope plus audits is the only adult stance left; we’ll consider our job done if “trust and verify” becomes the standard fan response. #FandomWithFOIA
- 16.10 @FreeholdSkeptic: Hope is nice, audits are nicer; believing is easier when independent courts and press can still tell them no. #TrustAndVerify
- 17.00 @StraightTalkNow: When he said “That was inevitable no matter who I married,” I believed him. Real words.
- 17.10 @WidowsCircle2440: Many of us believed him because grief recognizes its own, but even honest pain can hide structural choices. #MourningAndPower
- 17.20 @GlobalGriefReview: Structural critique from widows carries special weight; when those most familiar with loss warn about power, elites should stop treating this as pure romance. #MourningAsMethod
- 17.30 @LossAndPowerReport: We’ll be amplifying widows and veterans who see the risk inside the tenderness; they’ve buried enough to know when narratives turn sharp. #GriefAsWarning
- 17.40 @VetStudentGrandkid: My granddad heard that segment and just muttered, “watch the ones who cry on camera”; thanks for giving that gut feeling a platform. #EldersKnow
- 17.50 @VetStudentProService: My granddad says “watch the ones who cry,” but he also says “back the ones who take responsibility”; Matt did both in the same hour. #TwoThingsAtOnce
- 17.40 @VetStudentGrandkid: My granddad heard that segment and just muttered, “watch the ones who cry on camera”; thanks for giving that gut feeling a platform. #EldersKnow
- 17.30 @LossAndPowerReport: We’ll be amplifying widows and veterans who see the risk inside the tenderness; they’ve buried enough to know when narratives turn sharp. #GriefAsWarning
- 17.20 @GlobalGriefReview: Structural critique from widows carries special weight; when those most familiar with loss warn about power, elites should stop treating this as pure romance. #MourningAsMethod
- 17.10 @WidowsCircle2440: Many of us believed him because grief recognizes its own, but even honest pain can hide structural choices. #MourningAndPower
- 18.00 @IconicMoments: Hearing Matt say “my life has never really been private” and then kissing her hand anyway? Iconic.
- 18.10 @IconographyWatch: Iconic, yes, and also instructive; he knows exactly how to turn private vulnerability into public mandate. #SoftFocusHardImpact
- 18.20 @PowerAndPortraits: Turning vulnerability into mandate is the oldest trick in charismatic rule; our beat is to show where empathy ends and consent engineering begins. #SoftPowerHardEdges
- 18.30 @PersonalityPoliticsTV: Soft-focus vulnerability that becomes hard policy will be its own regular segment; charisma is newsworthy, but so is who it steamrolls. #CharmAndConsequences
- 18.40 @PersonalityPolitics101: Our seminar literally uses this interview as the Week 3 case study in “charisma vs consent”; shoutout for the steady stream of examples. #SyllabusMaterial
- 18.50 @PoliSciFanGirl: Charisma vs consent is a good class, but some of you sound mad that we actually like our case study; we’re allowed to be fans and critics. #SubjectNotSpecimen
- 18.40 @PersonalityPolitics101: Our seminar literally uses this interview as the Week 3 case study in “charisma vs consent”; shoutout for the steady stream of examples. #SyllabusMaterial
- 18.30 @PersonalityPoliticsTV: Soft-focus vulnerability that becomes hard policy will be its own regular segment; charisma is newsworthy, but so is who it steamrolls. #CharmAndConsequences
- 18.20 @PowerAndPortraits: Turning vulnerability into mandate is the oldest trick in charismatic rule; our beat is to show where empathy ends and consent engineering begins. #SoftPowerHardEdges
- 18.10 @IconographyWatch: Iconic, yes, and also instructive; he knows exactly how to turn private vulnerability into public mandate. #SoftFocusHardImpact
- 19.00 @AllianceWatcher: Their marriage isn’t just symbolic. It’s leadership by example.
- 19.10 @ComparativeMonarchies: Leadership by example is inspiring right up until nobody else is allowed to opt out of the example. #ModelOrMandate
- 19.20 @MonarchyAndModernity: Comparative data say you’re right—exemplary couples often become compulsory templates; the question is whether law preserves space to dissent. #OptOutInfrastructure
- 19.30 @CrownAndConstitution: We’ll track exactly when their example becomes expectation—especially for V’ren and Freehold women who never asked to live inside this template. #ModelOrMandate
- 19.40 @VrenFirstGenFrosh: As the kid of people who did not sign up to live inside their template, appreciate you tracking when “goals” become expectations. #NotYourMyth
- 19.50 @VrenShipbornSoph: As someone who did grow up on those decks, I’m grateful someone on Earth is trying to make room, even if the template isn’t perfect. #LivedExperienceOverride
- 19.40 @VrenFirstGenFrosh: As the kid of people who did not sign up to live inside their template, appreciate you tracking when “goals” become expectations. #NotYourMyth
- 19.30 @CrownAndConstitution: We’ll track exactly when their example becomes expectation—especially for V’ren and Freehold women who never asked to live inside this template. #ModelOrMandate
- 19.20 @MonarchyAndModernity: Comparative data say you’re right—exemplary couples often become compulsory templates; the question is whether law preserves space to dissent. #OptOutInfrastructure
- 19.10 @ComparativeMonarchies: Leadership by example is inspiring right up until nobody else is allowed to opt out of the example. #ModelOrMandate
- 20.00 @DutyAndLove: The love story is real, but the responsibility is even bigger. Respect.
- 20.10 @EthicsOverFeels: Respect is earned by how they handle the responsibility when the love story stops being cute for everyone else. #DutyInTheDetails
- 20.20 @EthicsInPractice: Our case studies will follow precisely that pivot: when, and for whom, the love story stops feeling harmless, and what recourse those people have. #ConsentToTheFairytale
- 20.30 @EthicsOnAir: Our long-form docs will follow those “inflection moments” when the fairytale sours for somebody, and what avenues are left open to them. #ExitRoutesMatter
- 20.40 @EthicsSeminarTA: Those “inflection moments” are also the points where students drop out or get radicalized; we’ll be annotating every single one. #TurningPoints
- 20.50 @EthicsClubModerate: Inflection points don’t automatically equal radicalization; sometimes they just mean “I’m gonna volunteer more this semester.” #NotEveryArcIsExtreme
- 20.40 @EthicsSeminarTA: Those “inflection moments” are also the points where students drop out or get radicalized; we’ll be annotating every single one. #TurningPoints
- 20.30 @EthicsOnAir: Our long-form docs will follow those “inflection moments” when the fairytale sours for somebody, and what avenues are left open to them. #ExitRoutesMatter
- 20.20 @EthicsInPractice: Our case studies will follow precisely that pivot: when, and for whom, the love story stops feeling harmless, and what recourse those people have. #ConsentToTheFairytale
- 20.10 @EthicsOverFeels: Respect is earned by how they handle the responsibility when the love story stops being cute for everyone else. #DutyInTheDetails
- 21.00 @TruthSeeker24: Matt didn’t dodge the hard questions, and T’mari didn’t flinch either. That’s partnership.
- 21.10 @HardQuestioner: They took some hard ones, but the hardest—about checks on his power—still never quite made it past the banter. #AnsweredAndUnasked
- 21.20 @PressFreedomWatch: The missing questions are as newsworthy as the answers; we’ll be rating future interviews partly on how many of those finally get asked. #SilenceIsASource
- 21.30 @PressFreedomGlobal: Next time Matt and T’mari sit down anywhere, we’ll be counting not just questions asked, but questions conspicuously missing. #InterviewScorecard
- 21.40 @CampusPressFreedom: We’re stealing your interview scorecard idea for student media; if we can hold our deans accountable, we can sure as hell score Freeholders. #QuestionsThatMatter
- 21.50 @CampusRadioHost: Scoring Freeholders is fun, but don’t pretend our deans aren’t loving the distraction; I’d like some of this fire pointed at tuition hikes too. #AimInAllDirections
- 21.40 @CampusPressFreedom: We’re stealing your interview scorecard idea for student media; if we can hold our deans accountable, we can sure as hell score Freeholders. #QuestionsThatMatter
- 21.30 @PressFreedomGlobal: Next time Matt and T’mari sit down anywhere, we’ll be counting not just questions asked, but questions conspicuously missing. #InterviewScorecard
- 21.20 @PressFreedomWatch: The missing questions are as newsworthy as the answers; we’ll be rating future interviews partly on how many of those finally get asked. #SilenceIsASource
- 21.10 @HardQuestioner: They took some hard ones, but the hardest—about checks on his power—still never quite made it past the banter. #AnsweredAndUnasked
- 22.00 @HistoryOnAir: This wasn’t an interview—it was a glimpse at what leadership should look like.
- 22.10 @CivicsRadioHost: It’s a glimpse, not a blueprint; good leadership invites institutions strong enough to outlast any one interview. #BeyondTheBroadcast
- 22.20 @CivicInstitutionsReview: Glimpses are fine for television, blueprints are the work of parliaments and councils; we’ll praise leadership that invites, not eclipses, that grind. #CharismaVsConstitution
- 22.30 @InstitutionsToday: Our editors agree: what matters now is whether councils, courts, and unions grow to match the couple’s reach—or shrink beneath it. #ScaleTheGuardrails
- 22.40 @UnionizeMyInternship: Courts and unions growing to match their reach sounds great; right now I’m just trying to get paid for my “experience.” #ScaleTheGuardrails
- 22.50 @OverworkedIntern: Unions and courts sound great; in the meantime I wouldn’t mind an employer who actually says “my responsibility” on air. #BaselineMatters
- 22.40 @UnionizeMyInternship: Courts and unions growing to match their reach sounds great; right now I’m just trying to get paid for my “experience.” #ScaleTheGuardrails
- 22.30 @InstitutionsToday: Our editors agree: what matters now is whether councils, courts, and unions grow to match the couple’s reach—or shrink beneath it. #ScaleTheGuardrails
- 22.20 @CivicInstitutionsReview: Glimpses are fine for television, blueprints are the work of parliaments and councils; we’ll praise leadership that invites, not eclipses, that grind. #CharismaVsConstitution
- 22.10 @CivicsRadioHost: It’s a glimpse, not a blueprint; good leadership invites institutions strong enough to outlast any one interview. #BeyondTheBroadcast
- 23.00 @GlobalVoicesUK: T’mari saying “We are the V’ren of Earth now” gave me hope for humanity and beyond.
- 23.10 @DiasporaLens: Hope is good, shared power is better; that phrase lands differently in places that have heard “we” used as cover before. #InclusiveOrPossessive
- 23.20 @DiasporaStudiesCentre: Diaspora readers heard that “we” with both hope and fatigue; our surveys will track whether V’ren abroad feel folded in or spoken for. #PronounPolitics
- 23.30 @DiasporaDaily: We’ll be polling V’ren enclaves from Johannesburg to Jakarta on whether “we” feels inclusive or imperial when they hear it from Denver. #VoiceOrVentriloquy
- 23.40 @VrenDiasporaDorm: That “we” hits different when you’re Skyping cousins still shipboard; we’ll take your poll but we’ve got essays of our own. #WeMeansWho
- 23.50 @VrenDormRA: That “we” isn’t perfect, but it’s the first time I’ve heard anyone powerful include ship kids and ground kids in the same sentence. #ExpandingTheCircle
- 23.40 @VrenDiasporaDorm: That “we” hits different when you’re Skyping cousins still shipboard; we’ll take your poll but we’ve got essays of our own. #WeMeansWho
- 23.30 @DiasporaDaily: We’ll be polling V’ren enclaves from Johannesburg to Jakarta on whether “we” feels inclusive or imperial when they hear it from Denver. #VoiceOrVentriloquy
- 23.20 @DiasporaStudiesCentre: Diaspora readers heard that “we” with both hope and fatigue; our surveys will track whether V’ren abroad feel folded in or spoken for. #PronounPolitics
- 23.10 @DiasporaLens: Hope is good, shared power is better; that phrase lands differently in places that have heard “we” used as cover before. #InclusiveOrPossessive
- 24.00 @FuturoVerde: T’mari’s courage to face truth openly shows what leadership looks like.
- 24.10 @GreenPoliticsReview: Courage is naming truths, but the follow-up is policy that doesn’t turn “green” into just another elite accent color. #FromSymbolToStructure
- 24.20 @EcoJusticeMedia: Turning “green” from elite accent to shared survival contract is the core test; until then, we’ll treat every lush visual as potential camouflage. #PrettyOrProtective
- 24.30 @EcoFrontLine: Any lush footage of green fields and shuttles will run beside a box score of water use, emissions, and labor protections. #SceneryAndStats
- 24.40 @EcoClubTreasurer: Box scores for water, emissions, and labor is exactly the content we need for tabling day; send the metrics, we’ll print the flyers. #StatsToTheStreets
- 24.50 @EcoClubRealist: Give me box scores and pretty shuttle footage; whatever gets first-years to our table so we can talk water is a tool, not a threat. #UseTheHype
- 24.40 @EcoClubTreasurer: Box scores for water, emissions, and labor is exactly the content we need for tabling day; send the metrics, we’ll print the flyers. #StatsToTheStreets
- 24.30 @EcoFrontLine: Any lush footage of green fields and shuttles will run beside a box score of water use, emissions, and labor protections. #SceneryAndStats
- 24.20 @EcoJusticeMedia: Turning “green” from elite accent to shared survival contract is the core test; until then, we’ll treat every lush visual as potential camouflage. #PrettyOrProtective
- 24.10 @GreenPoliticsReview: Courage is naming truths, but the follow-up is policy that doesn’t turn “green” into just another elite accent color. #FromSymbolToStructure
- 25.00 @VoicesOfBharat: Respect to Matt for not dodging the SAC question. Integrity matters.
- 25.10 @SouthAsiaWatch: Integrity will be measured not by one answer, but by how consistently he treats the SAC as accountable rather than permanently cursed. #PrinciplesInPractice
- 25.20 @SouthAsiaPolicyJournal: On SAC, integrity will be a series, not a clip; we intend to chart every contract refused, every loophole closed, against that one Denver quote. #FollowThroughNotSoundbites
- 25.30 @SouthAsiaSignal: We’ve opened a standing SAC–Freehold tracker; every trade refusal, sanction, or loophole closed will be lined up against that Denver sound bite. #IntegrityLedger
- 25.40 @SouthAsiaCampusWatch: SAC–Freehold tracker is bookmarked; some of us are building careers on watching who actually holds their ground when the heat’s off. #IntegrityOrIncidentals
- 25.50 @SouthAsiaGradStudent: I’m absolutely building a career on the SAC–Freehold drama, but I also respect that he said the quiet part out loud instead of hiding behind diplomats. #HonestyHasValue
- 25.40 @SouthAsiaCampusWatch: SAC–Freehold tracker is bookmarked; some of us are building careers on watching who actually holds their ground when the heat’s off. #IntegrityOrIncidentals
- 25.30 @SouthAsiaSignal: We’ve opened a standing SAC–Freehold tracker; every trade refusal, sanction, or loophole closed will be lined up against that Denver sound bite. #IntegrityLedger
- 25.20 @SouthAsiaPolicyJournal: On SAC, integrity will be a series, not a clip; we intend to chart every contract refused, every loophole closed, against that one Denver quote. #FollowThroughNotSoundbites
- 25.10 @SouthAsiaWatch: Integrity will be measured not by one answer, but by how consistently he treats the SAC as accountable rather than permanently cursed. #PrinciplesInPractice
- 1.00 @UbuntuVoices: T’mari’s words about equality touched me deeply. Ubuntu recognizes Ubuntu.
- 1.10 @VrenTrust: Ubuntu is very close to what we call shared honor; thank you for hearing the heart of what T’mari tried to say. #ManyWordsOneMeaning
- 1.20 @RockyEcologyWatch: Shared honor is great, but are V’ren elders actually getting briefed on Colorado predators or just the Ozarks’ famous murder bear incident? #ColoradoQuestions
- 1.30 @PostCollapseEcology: If elders are only briefed with one Ozarks incident, that is storytelling, not safety; Colorado predators need their own slide deck and their own veto power. #ContextNotMyth
- 1.40 @ArrowRockBartender: If the elders need a whole slide deck to remember “don’t poke big teeth things,” maybe the problem isn’t the bears, professor. #TooManyPowerpoints
- 1.50 🦎 @LizardPeopleIntl: We reviewed your “apex predator discourse” and regret to inform you the only real hazard in Denver is terminal academic dryness. #ColdBloodedTake
- 1.40 @ArrowRockBartender: If the elders need a whole slide deck to remember “don’t poke big teeth things,” maybe the problem isn’t the bears, professor. #TooManyPowerpoints
- 1.30 @PostCollapseEcology: If elders are only briefed with one Ozarks incident, that is storytelling, not safety; Colorado predators need their own slide deck and their own veto power. #ContextNotMyth
- 1.20 @RockyEcologyWatch: Shared honor is great, but are V’ren elders actually getting briefed on Colorado predators or just the Ozarks’ famous murder bear incident? #ColoradoQuestions
- 1.10 @VrenTrust: Ubuntu is very close to what we call shared honor; thank you for hearing the heart of what T’mari tried to say. #ManyWordsOneMeaning
- 2.00 @BerlinAnalyst: They turned a sterile corporate studio into a moment of humanity. Historic.
- 2.10 @MarmadukeMedia: The studio was corporate, the moment was not; credit goes to two people who forgot the logos and talked like humans. #HumanFirst
- 2.20 @DFZCivicMonitor: If the moment was “human first,” does that include telling Denver what exactly they’re doing in Estes Park besides dodging metaphorical and literal bears? #WhatInColorado
- 2.30 @PrairieSovereigntyWatch: “Human first” has to mean “local consent first” in Estes Park; communities deserve a clear answer on whether this is a honeymoon, a pilgrimage, or a soft-power tour. #NameThePurpose
- 2.40 @GrainTruckDriver: My dude, sometimes a honeymoon is just two tired people looking at mountains, not a 400-level soft-power seminar. #LetEmHoldHands
- 2.50 🧛♂️ @LispingNosferatu: Yeth, yeth, very dramatic to invoke “late-capitalitht rithk regime,” but can we perhaps not suck the life out of every bear anecdote? #ThirstNotTheory
- 2.40 @GrainTruckDriver: My dude, sometimes a honeymoon is just two tired people looking at mountains, not a 400-level soft-power seminar. #LetEmHoldHands
- 2.30 @PrairieSovereigntyWatch: “Human first” has to mean “local consent first” in Estes Park; communities deserve a clear answer on whether this is a honeymoon, a pilgrimage, or a soft-power tour. #NameThePurpose
- 2.20 @DFZCivicMonitor: If the moment was “human first,” does that include telling Denver what exactly they’re doing in Estes Park besides dodging metaphorical and literal bears? #WhatInColorado
- 2.10 @MarmadukeMedia: The studio was corporate, the moment was not; credit goes to two people who forgot the logos and talked like humans. #HumanFirst
- 3.00 @DownUnderWatcher: Baseball, Gilbert & Sullivan, and interstellar sagas—this marriage feels real and fun.
- 3.10 @AngelinaOps: You should see our media nights at home: baseball on mute, Gilbert & Sullivan loud, V’ren ballads in the kitchen. It is real and occasionally chaotic. #FamilyNoise
- 3.20 @FreeholdGossipNet: Media nights are cute, but who signed off on “Colorado honeymoon” after the Yogi the murder bear situation, and is MJ on a strict no-low-altitude rule there? #MurderBearPTSD
- 3.30 @YouthStudiesProf: When your honeymoon risk assessment includes “prior teen wildlife kill,” the ethical move is to spell out MJ’s flight limits, not just hope fandom forgets. #SafeguardingMatters
- 3.40 @MomOfThreeAndTired: Only an academic could say “prior teen wildlife kill” instead of “kid had a really bad day at work, maybe don’t repeat it.” #TouchGrassPlease
- 3.50 ⚾👻 @HarryCaraysGhost: HOOOLY COW, you eggheads turned one dead bear into a double-header of think pieces; even I know when to call the game on account of overanalysis. #PutItInTheBooks
- 3.40 @MomOfThreeAndTired: Only an academic could say “prior teen wildlife kill” instead of “kid had a really bad day at work, maybe don’t repeat it.” #TouchGrassPlease
- 3.30 @YouthStudiesProf: When your honeymoon risk assessment includes “prior teen wildlife kill,” the ethical move is to spell out MJ’s flight limits, not just hope fandom forgets. #SafeguardingMatters
- 3.20 @FreeholdGossipNet: Media nights are cute, but who signed off on “Colorado honeymoon” after the Yogi the murder bear situation, and is MJ on a strict no-low-altitude rule there? #MurderBearPTSD
- 3.10 @AngelinaOps: You should see our media nights at home: baseball on mute, Gilbert & Sullivan loud, V’ren ballads in the kitchen. It is real and occasionally chaotic. #FamilyNoise
- 4.00 @HistoriaMX: Denver will be remembered as the day Earth truly saw them as one.
- 4.10 @FreeholdHistorians: Archivists agree with you; Denver goes in the timeline as “the day the couple stepped fully onto the world stage.” #PrimarySourceMoment
- 4.20 @HistoryOnAir: Since you’re logging Denver as historic, are you also footnoting the murder bear flight and this Colorado leg together as one narrative arc of “learning about Earth”? #ArchiveTheBear
- 4.30 @FreeholdHistorians: Any honest archive will stitch Denver, Yogi, and Colorado into one chapter on how empires learn a planet the hard way; the question is whether they do the same in real time. #HistoryAsWarning
- 4.40 @HistoryNerdButNormal: You can stitch Denver and Yogi into one chapter if you want, I’m just trying to stitch dinner and bedtime into one night. #DifferentEmpires
- 4.50 @HobbesianLeviathan: State of nature, nasty and brutish, blah blah; still pretty simple that you shouldn’t divebomb apex predators for character development. #SocialContractSaysDont
- 4.40 @HistoryNerdButNormal: You can stitch Denver and Yogi into one chapter if you want, I’m just trying to stitch dinner and bedtime into one night. #DifferentEmpires
- 4.30 @FreeholdHistorians: Any honest archive will stitch Denver, Yogi, and Colorado into one chapter on how empires learn a planet the hard way; the question is whether they do the same in real time. #HistoryAsWarning
- 4.20 @HistoryOnAir: Since you’re logging Denver as historic, are you also footnoting the murder bear flight and this Colorado leg together as one narrative arc of “learning about Earth”? #ArchiveTheBear
- 4.10 @FreeholdHistorians: Archivists agree with you; Denver goes in the timeline as “the day the couple stepped fully onto the world stage.” #PrimarySourceMoment
- 5.00 @AlienHeartsClub: I don’t care what the academics say, I just love T’mari so much, protect that green queen at all costs. #TeamTmariForever
- 5.10 @MJ_Truth_Teller: Same, honestly; I’ve seen T’mari on bad coffee and no sleep and still wouldn’t bet against her. #ProtectTheGreenAuntie
- 5.20 @CampusNewsArrowRock: MJ, are you filing a wildlife incident report in Colorado too, or just hoping there are fewer short-faced bears in the Rockies than back home? #PilotVsPredator
- 5.30 @PilotTrainingReview: If a second wildlife incident happens in Colorado, that is no longer bad luck; it is a systemic training failure for everyone who signed off on the sortie. #AviationAccountability
- 5.40 @HangarCoffeeGuy: We get it, if someone hits a second bear it’s on training; you don’t need a think tank, you need a “don’t hit bear” sticky note in the cockpit. #CommonSenseChecklist
- 5.50 👹 @BridgeTroll: Me when I see a new 40-tweet thread on Yogi: “WHO GOES THERE?” Answer: not common sense, that’s for sure. #PayTheTollWithSilence
- 5.40 @HangarCoffeeGuy: We get it, if someone hits a second bear it’s on training; you don’t need a think tank, you need a “don’t hit bear” sticky note in the cockpit. #CommonSenseChecklist
- 5.30 @PilotTrainingReview: If a second wildlife incident happens in Colorado, that is no longer bad luck; it is a systemic training failure for everyone who signed off on the sortie. #AviationAccountability
- 5.20 @CampusNewsArrowRock: MJ, are you filing a wildlife incident report in Colorado too, or just hoping there are fewer short-faced bears in the Rockies than back home? #PilotVsPredator
- 5.10 @MJ_Truth_Teller: Same, honestly; I’ve seen T’mari on bad coffee and no sleep and still wouldn’t bet against her. #ProtectTheGreenAuntie
- 6.00 @ShipAllTheThings: Matt/T’mari is peak slow-fast-burn, I’m not sorry; they looked at each other ONCE in Denver and my heart left orbit. #Mattmari
- 6.10 @KevinWood: Buddy, some of us were in the room when that look happened; trust me, it was even worse live. #MattmariIsReal
- 6.20 @FlightDeckRumors: Kevin, level with us—are you scanning the tree lines over Colorado for Yogi’s cousins, or is that strictly off-limits after the first murder bear? #RadarForBears
- 6.30 @AviationSafetyWatch: Kevin asking about bear cousins should be more than a joke; predator mapping belongs in the briefings as surely as weather and fuel. #SafetyIsProcedural
- 6.40 @KevinWood: Bro, we already get predator briefings; you just invented three hashtags to say “look around before you land.” #AcademiaNeedsAJoystick
- 6.50 @ArrowRockLineCook: If your Yogi hot take can’t fit between flipping burgers, it’s not a hot take, it’s a dissertation. #ServiceIndustryPeerReview
- 6.40 @KevinWood: Bro, we already get predator briefings; you just invented three hashtags to say “look around before you land.” #AcademiaNeedsAJoystick
- 6.30 @AviationSafetyWatch: Kevin asking about bear cousins should be more than a joke; predator mapping belongs in the briefings as surely as weather and fuel. #SafetyIsProcedural
- 6.20 @FlightDeckRumors: Kevin, level with us—are you scanning the tree lines over Colorado for Yogi’s cousins, or is that strictly off-limits after the first murder bear? #RadarForBears
- 6.10 @KevinWood: Buddy, some of us were in the room when that look happened; trust me, it was even worse live. #MattmariIsReal
- 7.00 @PolySpaceCrew: Look I’m just saying… Matt/T’mari/L’tani has range and I will be seated for that show if it ever goes canon. #ThrouplePossibilities
- 7.10 @AngelinaOps: Logistical note: two people are already a scheduling nightmare; please do not encourage the fandom to add a third, my calendar weeps. #DoNotGiveThemIdeas
- 7.20 @OpsNerdCollective: Angelina, when you built that Colorado itinerary—Wounded Knee, Estes Park, Doug’s studio—did the risk matrix have a separate column for “no repeat murder bear events”? #RiskManagement
- 7.30 @RiskSocietyLab: Any itinerary that stacks Wounded Knee, Estes Park, and Doug’s studio without a “no repeat apex predator” column is confusing tourism with invulnerability. #UlrichBeckWasRight
- 7.40 @TourBusDriverDFZ: I promise nobody on the bus is thinking “Ulrich Beck” when they hear “Colorado,” they’re thinking “snacks, scenery, and please no broken ankles.” #RiskInTheRealWorld
- 7.50 @GrainTruckDriver: Out here the risk matrix is “mud, ice, or idiot,” not “ontological bear event”; y’all need fewer models and more miles. #HighwayTheory
- 7.40 @TourBusDriverDFZ: I promise nobody on the bus is thinking “Ulrich Beck” when they hear “Colorado,” they’re thinking “snacks, scenery, and please no broken ankles.” #RiskInTheRealWorld
- 7.30 @RiskSocietyLab: Any itinerary that stacks Wounded Knee, Estes Park, and Doug’s studio without a “no repeat apex predator” column is confusing tourism with invulnerability. #UlrichBeckWasRight
- 7.20 @OpsNerdCollective: Angelina, when you built that Colorado itinerary—Wounded Knee, Estes Park, Doug’s studio—did the risk matrix have a separate column for “no repeat murder bear events”? #RiskManagement
- 7.10 @AngelinaOps: Logistical note: two people are already a scheduling nightmare; please do not encourage the fandom to add a third, my calendar weeps. #DoNotGiveThemIdeas
- 8.00 @VrenFanboy21: Everyone’s yelling politics, I’m just over here like “when do we get more V’ren on talk shows, they’re all hot and weirdly polite.” #MoreVrenPlease
- 8.10 @VrenTrustComms: Media team is working on it; polite and hot is mostly a happy genetic accident, but more V’ren voices on air will be deliberate. #RepresentationIncoming
- 8.20 @GalacticCommsReview: V’renTrustComms, will future Colorado appearances include a wildlife safety PSA, or do you assume one murdered bear is lesson enough for the delegation? #MessagingAndMammals
- 8.30 @CrisisCommsCritic: The first PSA they owe Colorado is not about romance, it is about what they’ve changed in their field protocols since Yogi; comms without that is cosmetics. #TellUsTheFix
- 8.40 @FreeholdGossipNet: Imagine needing a PSA to believe “we fixed the thing that almost killed us” instead of just asking the nearest teenager in a flight suit. #CallMJ
- 8.50 @MomOfThreeAndTired: I juggle toddlers, laundry, and dinner daily; please don’t explain to me for the fifth time what “risk society” means because of one unlucky bear. #MyLifeIsTheCaseStudy
- 8.40 @FreeholdGossipNet: Imagine needing a PSA to believe “we fixed the thing that almost killed us” instead of just asking the nearest teenager in a flight suit. #CallMJ
- 8.30 @CrisisCommsCritic: The first PSA they owe Colorado is not about romance, it is about what they’ve changed in their field protocols since Yogi; comms without that is cosmetics. #TellUsTheFix
- 8.20 @GalacticCommsReview: V’renTrustComms, will future Colorado appearances include a wildlife safety PSA, or do you assume one murdered bear is lesson enough for the delegation? #MessagingAndMammals
- 8.10 @VrenTrustComms: Media team is working on it; polite and hot is mostly a happy genetic accident, but more V’ren voices on air will be deliberate. #RepresentationIncoming
- 9.00 @ConcertHungry: Wait someone said Matt used to play live sets?? When is the next concert and can he do one in the DFZ already. #NeedTicketsYesterday
- 9.10 @MarmadukeMedia: Matt still plays; right now his audience is mostly shuttle crews and homestead kids, but we hear you DFZ. #TourPlanning
- 9.20 @TourLogisticsDFZ: If there is a DFZ concert, are they routing around bear country on the way back from Colorado, or is Yogi considered a one-time “act of God” in planning? #TourVsTerrain
- 9.30 @TourEconomyDesk: If a DFZ concert route crosses bear country, promoters and Freehold alike will be judged on whether “act of God” remains an excuse or becomes a retired alibi. #LiabilityIsPolicy
- 9.40 @DFZRoadie: Love you, but out here a concert route is “which road isn’t washed out,” not “what does this mean for our liability discourse.” #MapBeforeMetaphor
- 9.50 @HangarCoffeeGuy: If your solution to wildlife incidents starts with “reimagine,” I’m tuning out; the pilots need clearer maps, not vibes. #CaffeineAndChecklists
- 9.40 @DFZRoadie: Love you, but out here a concert route is “which road isn’t washed out,” not “what does this mean for our liability discourse.” #MapBeforeMetaphor
- 9.30 @TourEconomyDesk: If a DFZ concert route crosses bear country, promoters and Freehold alike will be judged on whether “act of God” remains an excuse or becomes a retired alibi. #LiabilityIsPolicy
- 9.20 @TourLogisticsDFZ: If there is a DFZ concert, are they routing around bear country on the way back from Colorado, or is Yogi considered a one-time “act of God” in planning? #TourVsTerrain
- 9.10 @MarmadukeMedia: Matt still plays; right now his audience is mostly shuttle crews and homestead kids, but we hear you DFZ. #TourPlanning
- 10.00 @LittleShinjukuSkater: If Matt doesn’t play Mizpah’s bat-Mizpah party I will personally start a petition, that kid deserves a headliner. #BookTheFreeholder
- 10.10 @LittleShinjukuMerchantsAssociation: Petition not required; Sensei has already been informed that a bat-Mizpah without live music would bring great dishonor. #NeighborhoodPriorities
- 10.20 @LittleShinjukuSkate: Sensei, are you really sending Mizpah to a bat-Mizpah party hosted by people who just did Colorado murder-bear tourism, or is that why the safety briefing got longer? #PartyAndPredators
- 10.30 @LittleShinjukuTeacher: Sensei’s briefing got longer because integration means learning that some “adventure stories” are actually near-death case studies; Mizpah deserves the full footnote. #TeachTheRisk
- 10.40 @SkateParkAuntie: Sensei’s briefings got longer because kids don’t read emails, not because we needed to turn Yogi into a dissertation footnote. #JustSayWatchForBears
- 10.50 @HistoryNerdButNormal: Love history, hate watching you people try to make one Colorado trip stand in for “all empire, everywhere, forever.” #NotEveryDayIs1945
- 10.40 @SkateParkAuntie: Sensei’s briefings got longer because kids don’t read emails, not because we needed to turn Yogi into a dissertation footnote. #JustSayWatchForBears
- 10.30 @LittleShinjukuTeacher: Sensei’s briefing got longer because integration means learning that some “adventure stories” are actually near-death case studies; Mizpah deserves the full footnote. #TeachTheRisk
- 10.20 @LittleShinjukuSkate: Sensei, are you really sending Mizpah to a bat-Mizpah party hosted by people who just did Colorado murder-bear tourism, or is that why the safety briefing got longer? #PartyAndPredators
- 10.10 @LittleShinjukuMerchantsAssociation: Petition not required; Sensei has already been informed that a bat-Mizpah without live music would bring great dishonor. #NeighborhoodPriorities
- 11.00 @GalaxyWeddingPlanner: Are they gonna have a giant public reception or what, I already bought glitter and I don’t even live on their continent. #WeWantAParty
- 11.10 @ArrowRockTattler: If they ever try a giant reception, half this county will show up in boots and the other half in borrowed V’ren formal; no one is ready. #PartyOfTheCentury
- 11.20 @ArrowRockRumorMill: If the “giant reception” ever happens in a Colorado lodge, do we get “Yogi memorial chili” on the menu, or is the murder bear strictly off-limits as catering theme? #TooSoon
- 11.30 @EthicalCateringWatch: The day we put Yogi on a chili pot is the day we admit we’ve turned a stress event into a theme; better to memorialize in policy than in punny menus. #MournInReform
- 11.40 @BackyardGriller: Nobody was actually putting the bear in the chili, friend, you can log off the catering ethics panel now. #TakeTheApronOffProfessor
- 11.50 @DFZRoadie: I load amps, not ethics, and I promise no one in the crew van is debating semiotics of fur versus fuselage. #KeepItRolling
- 11.40 @BackyardGriller: Nobody was actually putting the bear in the chili, friend, you can log off the catering ethics panel now. #TakeTheApronOffProfessor
- 11.30 @EthicalCateringWatch: The day we put Yogi on a chili pot is the day we admit we’ve turned a stress event into a theme; better to memorialize in policy than in punny menus. #MournInReform
- 11.20 @ArrowRockRumorMill: If the “giant reception” ever happens in a Colorado lodge, do we get “Yogi memorial chili” on the menu, or is the murder bear strictly off-limits as catering theme? #TooSoon
- 11.10 @ArrowRockTattler: If they ever try a giant reception, half this county will show up in boots and the other half in borrowed V’ren formal; no one is ready. #PartyOfTheCentury
- 12.00 @VrenThirstTrap: Love T’mari, but also… where are all the V’ren guys hiding and how do I sign up to “help them integrate.” #AskingForAFriend
- 12.10 @VrenTrust: Many of our young men are working long shifts planetside and shipboard; please be kind, they are still learning how to flirt in Earth languages. #IntegrationIsWork
- 12.20 @VrenCulturalAttaché: You say the young men are working hard—does that include learning the difference between Colorado hiking trails and whatever path led MJ to a murder bear back home? #OrientationMatters
- 12.30 @VrenStudiesConsortium: Orientation must translate “murder bear” into land-use history, not just “don’t hike there”; otherwise young V’ren learn the joke but not the justice. #PedagogyOfPlace
- 12.40 @VrenDadOfThree: My kids barely remember their chores; they are not ready for “land-use history of murder bear” before breakfast. #KeepItSimpleScholars
- 12.50 @SkateParkAuntie: MJ’s already moving on to new tricks; maybe the adults should too instead of farming her worst day for citations. #StopMiningTheKid
- 12.40 @VrenDadOfThree: My kids barely remember their chores; they are not ready for “land-use history of murder bear” before breakfast. #KeepItSimpleScholars
- 12.30 @VrenStudiesConsortium: Orientation must translate “murder bear” into land-use history, not just “don’t hike there”; otherwise young V’ren learn the joke but not the justice. #PedagogyOfPlace
- 12.20 @VrenCulturalAttaché: You say the young men are working hard—does that include learning the difference between Colorado hiking trails and whatever path led MJ to a murder bear back home? #OrientationMatters
- 12.10 @VrenTrust: Many of our young men are working long shifts planetside and shipboard; please be kind, they are still learning how to flirt in Earth languages. #IntegrationIsWork
- 13.00 @CubsFanInOrbit: T’mari picking the Cubs means she understands pain and loyalty, she’s one of us now, give her a seat in the bleachers. #AdoptedNorthSider
- 13.10 @ChicagoBleacherKid: Bleacher seat already reserved; if she survives one full season with us, we’ll consider her fully naturalized. #WelcomeToTheSuffering
- 13.20 @TranscontinentalBleachers: Any chance of a charity exhibition in Colorado where MJ throws out the first pitch and doesn’t hit a bear this time, or is that joke banned in the box seats? #SecondChances
- 13.30 @SportsAndSociety: A charity pitch in Colorado only works if the subtext is “we changed our protocols,” not “we turned a near-fatal incident into a running gag for the box seats.” #SymbolAndSystem
- 13.40 @BleacherSeatsOnly: To be fair, most of us just want the charity pitch, a hot dog, and zero bears; you can keep the subtext for your journal. #BallgameNotThesis
- 13.50 @BackyardGriller: If the choice is between another Yogi panel and another rack of ribs, I’m siding with barbecue every time. #SmokedNotSpoken
- 13.40 @BleacherSeatsOnly: To be fair, most of us just want the charity pitch, a hot dog, and zero bears; you can keep the subtext for your journal. #BallgameNotThesis
- 13.30 @SportsAndSociety: A charity pitch in Colorado only works if the subtext is “we changed our protocols,” not “we turned a near-fatal incident into a running gag for the box seats.” #SymbolAndSystem
- 13.20 @TranscontinentalBleachers: Any chance of a charity exhibition in Colorado where MJ throws out the first pitch and doesn’t hit a bear this time, or is that joke banned in the box seats? #SecondChances
- 13.10 @ChicagoBleacherKid: Bleacher seat already reserved; if she survives one full season with us, we’ll consider her fully naturalized. #WelcomeToTheSuffering
- 14.00 @TeenFicWriter2440: I’ve already outlined three novels about a human kid who grows up going to V’ren sleepovers because of this marriage, send help. #MattmariBrainRot
- 14.10 @LittleShinjukuTeacher: Please finish at least one of those novels and turn it in as extra credit; some of us are building syllabi around this mess. #FanficIsText
- 14.20 @FacultyRoomTea: When we assign those fan novels, should we require at least one chapter on the Colorado leg and the murder bear debrief, or is that still classified drama? #SyllabusDebate
- 14.30 @MediaLiteracyNow: Requiring a Colorado chapter is less about drama and more about teaching readers that spectacle always rides on top of untelevised risk calculations. #CriticalReading
- 14.40 @BookClubLisa: I promise my reading group does not need a Colorado chapter to understand “dangerous mountains are dangerous.” #SometimesPlotIsEnough
- 14.50 @VrenDadOfThree: I asked my kids what they learned from Yogi; they said “don’t hit bears.” Somehow that covered it without six journals. #ChildLevelClarity
- 14.40 @BookClubLisa: I promise my reading group does not need a Colorado chapter to understand “dangerous mountains are dangerous.” #SometimesPlotIsEnough
- 14.30 @MediaLiteracyNow: Requiring a Colorado chapter is less about drama and more about teaching readers that spectacle always rides on top of untelevised risk calculations. #CriticalReading
- 14.20 @FacultyRoomTea: When we assign those fan novels, should we require at least one chapter on the Colorado leg and the murder bear debrief, or is that still classified drama? #SyllabusDebate
- 14.10 @LittleShinjukuTeacher: Please finish at least one of those novels and turn it in as extra credit; some of us are building syllabi around this mess. #FanficIsText
- 15.00 @VrenOfEarthStan: Every time she says “we are the V’ren of Earth now” I get chills and then immediately want merch. #IdentityAndHoodies
- 15.10 @FreeholdMerchIntern: Noted; prototype hoodies already on the design board, trying to keep Legal from vetoing three different slogans. #BrandingTheWe
- 15.20 @BrandRiskIntern: On the hoodie board, is “I survived the Colorado trip and all I got was this no-murder-bear clause” still pending legal review, or already vetoed? #MerchIdeas
- 15.30 @BrandRiskAnalyst: If Legal killed the “no-murder-bear clause” hoodie, that tells you they understand the exposure; the next step is changing behavior, not just merch. #LiabilityOverLulz
- 15.40 @MerchGoblin: If legal killed the hoodie it’s because someone tried to add six lines of fine print on the back about structural risk. #YouRuinedTheJoke
- 15.50 @BleacherSeatsOnly: Put “murder bear” in a mascot costume, sell plushies, and be done with it; at least then the discourse comes with nachos. #StadiumSolutions
- 15.40 @MerchGoblin: If legal killed the hoodie it’s because someone tried to add six lines of fine print on the back about structural risk. #YouRuinedTheJoke
- 15.30 @BrandRiskAnalyst: If Legal killed the “no-murder-bear clause” hoodie, that tells you they understand the exposure; the next step is changing behavior, not just merch. #LiabilityOverLulz
- 15.20 @BrandRiskIntern: On the hoodie board, is “I survived the Colorado trip and all I got was this no-murder-bear clause” still pending legal review, or already vetoed? #MerchIdeas
- 15.10 @FreeholdMerchIntern: Noted; prototype hoodies already on the design board, trying to keep Legal from vetoing three different slogans. #BrandingTheWe
- 16.00 @WeddingGuestManifest: Imagine the reception though: V’ren formal wear, Missouri barbecue, Cubs highlights on mute in the corner. I need this visual. #InviteTheWorld
- 16.10 @ColumbiaCollective: You just described a Tuesday that got slightly out of hand; substitute kettle corn for barbecue and you have our last student Q&A. #LivedIt
- 16.20 @MountainCampusPaper: ColumbiaCollective, any talks about sending a student delegation to shadow them in Colorado—or did the murder bear incident move “fieldwork” back to Zoom? #StudyAbroadAnxiety
- 16.30 @MountainCampusSociology: Zoom-only “fieldwork” after Yogi would be its own data point on how one incident can chill youth mobility more than any policy white paper. #RiskAndAccess
- 16.40 @CampusBarista: Zoom-only fieldwork after Yogi just sounds like “students don’t get cool trips because faculty discovered anxiety.” #ThanksForNothingProf
- 16.50 @BookClubLisa: We do novels about interstellar collapse and still manage fewer metaphors per page than you all squeezed out of one mammal. #OverbookedOnSymbolism
- 16.40 @CampusBarista: Zoom-only fieldwork after Yogi just sounds like “students don’t get cool trips because faculty discovered anxiety.” #ThanksForNothingProf
- 16.30 @MountainCampusSociology: Zoom-only “fieldwork” after Yogi would be its own data point on how one incident can chill youth mobility more than any policy white paper. #RiskAndAccess
- 16.20 @MountainCampusPaper: ColumbiaCollective, any talks about sending a student delegation to shadow them in Colorado—or did the murder bear incident move “fieldwork” back to Zoom? #StudyAbroadAnxiety
- 16.10 @ColumbiaCollective: You just described a Tuesday that got slightly out of hand; substitute kettle corn for barbecue and you have our last student Q&A. #LivedIt
- 17.00 @UnderageAndOverinvested: I am 16, broke, and 4000km away but if they announce a public party I WILL find a way to be there. #IRSVersusMyHeart
- 17.10 @TravelCorpsLiaison: Reminder: if you cross 4000 km to party with us, please also bring permission forms, warm clothes, and a responsible adult. #LogisticsOverHype
- 17.20 @TravelRiskOffice: Liaison, serious Q: after Yogi, do Colorado forms now have a separate tick box for “short-faced bear encounter,” or is it just “large predator, unspecified”? #LiabilityForms
- 17.30 @ComparativeLawNerd: That tick box is exactly where we see whether Freehold treats megafauna as scenery, hazard, or co-occupant with legal weight; wording matters. #FormsAsConstitution
- 17.40 @FormsAreHell: Only a law nerd looks at “large predator” checkbox and thinks “constitutional moment” instead of “ugh, more paperwork.” #NotEverythingIsDoctrine
- 17.50 @MerchGoblin: Legal killed the hoodie because you tried to print a whole conference abstract on the back; let the joke breathe next time. #FontSizeIsNotPolicy
- 17.40 @FormsAreHell: Only a law nerd looks at “large predator” checkbox and thinks “constitutional moment” instead of “ugh, more paperwork.” #NotEverythingIsDoctrine
- 17.30 @ComparativeLawNerd: That tick box is exactly where we see whether Freehold treats megafauna as scenery, hazard, or co-occupant with legal weight; wording matters. #FormsAsConstitution
- 17.20 @TravelRiskOffice: Liaison, serious Q: after Yogi, do Colorado forms now have a separate tick box for “short-faced bear encounter,” or is it just “large predator, unspecified”? #LiabilityForms
- 17.10 @TravelCorpsLiaison: Reminder: if you cross 4000 km to party with us, please also bring permission forms, warm clothes, and a responsible adult. #LogisticsOverHype
- 18.00 @LtanisDefenseSquad: Y’all can stan Matt/T’mari all you want, I’m holding a sign that says “Don’t forget L’tani, she literally tanked a murder bear.” #TriadOrRiot
- 18.10 @MarshallSixAlt: L’tani defenders, we see you; some of us have “respect the medic who saved your lives” on our skate helmets already. #LoveTheWholeCrew
- 18.20 @MedCorpsCadet: MarshallSixAlt, when L’tani signed on for this Colorado leg, did she demand hazard pay for “potential second bear plus honeymooners,” or just extra med supplies? #MedicMath
- 18.30 @MedEthicsCouncil: If L’tani is patching up the next crisis, hazard pay is the least of it; medics shouldn’t have to carry both trauma kit and everyone else’s risk budget. #CareIsNotDisposable
- 18.40 @FreeholdNurse: Buddy, if L’tani asked for hazard pay she’d send the invoice to God, not your committee; medics been carrying everyone’s risk since forever. #WelcomeToReality
- 18.50 @CampusBarista: I pour lattes for half these pundits; trust me, the foam has more structure than some of their Yogi takes. #ExtraShotOfPerspective
- 18.40 @FreeholdNurse: Buddy, if L’tani asked for hazard pay she’d send the invoice to God, not your committee; medics been carrying everyone’s risk since forever. #WelcomeToReality
- 18.30 @MedEthicsCouncil: If L’tani is patching up the next crisis, hazard pay is the least of it; medics shouldn’t have to carry both trauma kit and everyone else’s risk budget. #CareIsNotDisposable
- 18.20 @MedCorpsCadet: MarshallSixAlt, when L’tani signed on for this Colorado leg, did she demand hazard pay for “potential second bear plus honeymooners,” or just extra med supplies? #MedicMath
- 18.10 @MarshallSixAlt: L’tani defenders, we see you; some of us have “respect the medic who saved your lives” on our skate helmets already. #LoveTheWholeCrew
- 19.00 @VrenLanguageNerd: Honestly I came for the romance and stayed because T’mari code-switching between three languages live is the sexiest thing I’ve seen all year. #FluentAndFine
- 19.10 @VrenLinguisticsDept: You are not wrong; simultaneous translation, code-switching and composure are part of why she was junior comms in the first place. #ProfessionalAndPretty
- 19.20 @ComparativeLinguist: Has the V’ren term for “murder bear” made it into official Colorado briefing packets yet, or are we still translating it politely as “hazardous fauna”? #LexiconInProgress
- 19.30 @LexiconObserver: The day “murder bear” appears in official briefing packets is the day we admit slang has outrun policy; better to codify the term than pretend it’s a meme. #WordsDoWork
- 19.40 @TranslatorOnBreak: The day “murder bear” shows up in official briefing packets is the day half the room stops listening to page two. #WordsDoTooMuchNow
- 19.50 @FormsAreHell: If “large predator” becomes its own annex to the travel form, I’m blaming every last one of these threads. #PaperworkPandemic
- 19.40 @TranslatorOnBreak: The day “murder bear” shows up in official briefing packets is the day half the room stops listening to page two. #WordsDoTooMuchNow
- 19.30 @LexiconObserver: The day “murder bear” appears in official briefing packets is the day we admit slang has outrun policy; better to codify the term than pretend it’s a meme. #WordsDoWork
- 19.20 @ComparativeLinguist: Has the V’ren term for “murder bear” made it into official Colorado briefing packets yet, or are we still translating it politely as “hazardous fauna”? #LexiconInProgress
- 19.10 @VrenLinguisticsDept: You are not wrong; simultaneous translation, code-switching and composure are part of why she was junior comms in the first place. #ProfessionalAndPretty
- 20.00 @BaseballAndBuns: I just want a Freehold summer festival where T’mari throws the first pitch and then everyone eats real burgers for the first time. #SimpleDreams
- 20.10 @MissouriHarvest: A summer festival with first pitches and full plates is exactly the kind of infrastructure test Matt likes; we’ll see what the planners say. #DreamsAndDrafts
- 20.20 @AgriAndRangeWatch: MissouriHarvest, are we pretending the summer festival idea in Colorado doesn’t have every park ranger asking who let the murder-bear pilot back in the mountains? #FestivalOrFeedingTime
- 20.30 @RangePolicyForum: Rangers are already doing math you don’t see; any summer festival near Colorado backcountry will be judged by how seriously it takes the pilot’s track record. #CarryingCapacity
- 20.40 @ParkRangerCousin: Rangers already do the math, thanks; it’s literally the job, we just don’t add Latin to it. #FieldWorkNotFieldTheory
- 20.50 @FreeholdNurse: While you were arguing about “embodied risk,” someone actually updated the med kit; guess which one saves lives. #ChartsOverCharts
- 20.40 @ParkRangerCousin: Rangers already do the math, thanks; it’s literally the job, we just don’t add Latin to it. #FieldWorkNotFieldTheory
- 20.30 @RangePolicyForum: Rangers are already doing math you don’t see; any summer festival near Colorado backcountry will be judged by how seriously it takes the pilot’s track record. #CarryingCapacity
- 20.20 @AgriAndRangeWatch: MissouriHarvest, are we pretending the summer festival idea in Colorado doesn’t have every park ranger asking who let the murder-bear pilot back in the mountains? #FestivalOrFeedingTime
- 20.10 @MissouriHarvest: A summer festival with first pitches and full plates is exactly the kind of infrastructure test Matt likes; we’ll see what the planners say. #DreamsAndDrafts
- 21.00 @SpaceGossipNet: Can someone confirm if V’ren guys are single or “caste engaged” or whatever because my DMs are READY. #StatusUpdatePlease
- 21.10 @VrenTrustYouth: Relationship statuses are complicated while resettling an entire people; for now, “focus on your training first” is our official advice. #PrioritiesPlease
- 21.20 @YouthTrainingDept: TrustYouth, does “training first” now include a Colorado module on “do not recreate MJ’s bear encounter,” or is that just written on every hangar door? #CurriculumUpdate
- 21.30 @PedagogyOfRisk: “Do not recreate MJ’s encounter” belongs in curricula, not just hangar folklore; otherwise we’re teaching heroism where we should be teaching boundaries. #TrainForNo
- 21.40 @YouthCoach44: I don’t need a pedagogy thread, I need every kid to remember “do NOT try to beat MJ’s high score on wildlife collisions.” #Coaching101
- 21.50 @TranslatorOnBreak: You folks keep inventing new jargon for “don’t do that again,” and I have to translate it for free; please stop. #LinguisticHazard
- 21.40 @YouthCoach44: I don’t need a pedagogy thread, I need every kid to remember “do NOT try to beat MJ’s high score on wildlife collisions.” #Coaching101
- 21.30 @PedagogyOfRisk: “Do not recreate MJ’s encounter” belongs in curricula, not just hangar folklore; otherwise we’re teaching heroism where we should be teaching boundaries. #TrainForNo
- 21.20 @YouthTrainingDept: TrustYouth, does “training first” now include a Colorado module on “do not recreate MJ’s bear encounter,” or is that just written on every hangar door? #CurriculumUpdate
- 21.10 @VrenTrustYouth: Relationship statuses are complicated while resettling an entire people; for now, “focus on your training first” is our official advice. #PrioritiesPlease
- 22.00 @MattMarmadukeGuitar: Forget beef, when is he dropping the live acoustic set from Estes Park, I need mountain-sad Matt in my playlist. #ConcertWhen
- 22.10 @MarmadukeMedia: Estes Park soundtrack currently filed under “private memories,” but we’ve kept the good takes in case he changes his mind. #ArchiveEverything
- 22.20 @SoundtrackLeaks: Archive folks, did the Estes Park audio pick up any jokes about murder bears while they were in the Rockies, or did everyone agree that was off-mic only? #BLoopers
- 22.30 @ArchiveTheory: If the Estes Park audio omits every bear joke, that redaction will be louder to future historians than any off-mic laughter. #SilenceIsASource
- 22.40 @ArchivistButFun: Future historians will be fine; they’ll read “bear, oops” and move on instead of writing the fifteenth article about silence. #SourceThisEyeRoll
- 22.50 @ParkRangerCousin: We’ve been posting “don’t feed the bears” for a century; adding footnotes hasn’t made anyone smarter in the parking lot. #SignageNotScholarship
- 22.40 @ArchivistButFun: Future historians will be fine; they’ll read “bear, oops” and move on instead of writing the fifteenth article about silence. #SourceThisEyeRoll
- 22.30 @ArchiveTheory: If the Estes Park audio omits every bear joke, that redaction will be louder to future historians than any off-mic laughter. #SilenceIsASource
- 22.20 @SoundtrackLeaks: Archive folks, did the Estes Park audio pick up any jokes about murder bears while they were in the Rockies, or did everyone agree that was off-mic only? #BLoopers
- 22.10 @MarmadukeMedia: Estes Park soundtrack currently filed under “private memories,” but we’ve kept the good takes in case he changes his mind. #ArchiveEverything
- 23.00 @ArtStudentScreaming: I keep sketching them without meaning to, like my hand just draws Matt kissing her fingers on every margin. #DoodlingTheFreeholder
- 23.10 @ArtDeptMizzou: Please label those sketches and send them to Special Collections when you graduate; future students will thank you. #FutureExhibit
- 23.20 @CampusGalleryCurator: ArtDept, when those sketches hit exhibit, will we see Colorado ridgelines and one tiny, ominous bear silhouette in the corner, or is that too on the nose? #VisualFootnotes
- 23.30 @VisualCultureLab: One tiny bear on a ridgeline sketch could do more to flag the subtext than a paragraph of wall text; the question is whether the curators are that honest. #Iconography
- 23.40 @GalleryIntern: Tiny ominous bear in the corner of every painting is how you get memes, not “critical engagement with iconography.” #WeJustLikeDoodles
- 23.50 @YouthCoach44: If “don’t copy MJ” doesn’t land, your problem is parenting, not insufficient theoretical framing. #WhistleNotWhitepaper
- 23.40 @GalleryIntern: Tiny ominous bear in the corner of every painting is how you get memes, not “critical engagement with iconography.” #WeJustLikeDoodles
- 23.30 @VisualCultureLab: One tiny bear on a ridgeline sketch could do more to flag the subtext than a paragraph of wall text; the question is whether the curators are that honest. #Iconography
- 23.20 @CampusGalleryCurator: ArtDept, when those sketches hit exhibit, will we see Colorado ridgelines and one tiny, ominous bear silhouette in the corner, or is that too on the nose? #VisualFootnotes
- 23.10 @ArtDeptMizzou: Please label those sketches and send them to Special Collections when you graduate; future students will thank you. #FutureExhibit
- 24.00 @KabukiNerdTokyo: Calling it now, the first full kabuki about their wedding will sell out faster than any concert, better start rehearsals. #StageShipping
- 24.10 @LittleShinjukuMerchantsAssociation: Casting is already a blood sport; if kabuki wants this story, they’ll have to fight Bunraku and the street troupes for it. #StageRights
- 24.20 @StreetTheatreTokyo: LittleShinjuku, be honest—has any draft kabuki added an Act II where they detour through Colorado and fight a mountain spirit clearly based on Yogi? #BearOnTheStage
- 24.30 @StreetTheatreCritic: Turning Yogi into a mountain spirit on stage might be the only way some audiences grasp the stakes—if the script remembers the land, not just the laugh. #MythWithTeeth
- 24.40 @StreetPerformerJay: Look, if we turn Yogi into a mountain spirit it’s because it slaps on stage, not because we read your twenty-page review. #TicketsNotTreatises
- 24.50 @ArchivistButFun: I’ll file Yogi under “wildlife incident, resolved” and call it a day; you can keep chasing the grand narrative. #StampedAndShelved
- 24.40 @StreetPerformerJay: Look, if we turn Yogi into a mountain spirit it’s because it slaps on stage, not because we read your twenty-page review. #TicketsNotTreatises
- 24.30 @StreetTheatreCritic: Turning Yogi into a mountain spirit on stage might be the only way some audiences grasp the stakes—if the script remembers the land, not just the laugh. #MythWithTeeth
- 24.20 @StreetTheatreTokyo: LittleShinjuku, be honest—has any draft kabuki added an Act II where they detour through Colorado and fight a mountain spirit clearly based on Yogi? #BearOnTheStage
- 24.10 @LittleShinjukuMerchantsAssociation: Casting is already a blood sport; if kabuki wants this story, they’ll have to fight Bunraku and the street troupes for it. #StageRights
- 25.00 @SkateOrDie: I stan @MarshallMaja we need more information. She is too cute!
- 25.10 @MJ_Truth_Teller: She is, in fact, too cute and also too sharp for your own good; consider yourself warned from personal experience. #SkaterGirlsAreDangerous
- 25.20 @YouthPanelMod: MJ, are you taking audience questions about the murder bear while you’re in Colorado, or did T’mari make you promise to say “no comment” until after the tour? #PilotOnProbation
- 25.30 @YouthPanelResearch: MJ’s “no comment” would say as much as any answer; it would signal that for once the adults have taken responsibility for the bear in the story. #RedirectTheMic
- 25.40 @YouthPanelAlt: Or MJ could say “no comment because grownups finally handled it,” and we could all go back to arguing about baseball. #LetKidsBeKidsForOnce
- 25.50 @StreetPerformerJay: I turned the whole saga into a three-minute bit and people laughed, tipped, and moved on; maybe that’s the healthiest response so far. #BuskerBeatsBooks
- 25.40 @YouthPanelAlt: Or MJ could say “no comment because grownups finally handled it,” and we could all go back to arguing about baseball. #LetKidsBeKidsForOnce
- 25.30 @YouthPanelResearch: MJ’s “no comment” would say as much as any answer; it would signal that for once the adults have taken responsibility for the bear in the story. #RedirectTheMic
- 25.20 @YouthPanelMod: MJ, are you taking audience questions about the murder bear while you’re in Colorado, or did T’mari make you promise to say “no comment” until after the tour? #PilotOnProbation
- 25.10 @MJ_Truth_Teller: She is, in fact, too cute and also too sharp for your own good; consider yourself warned from personal experience. #SkaterGirlsAreDangerous
