Curated Social Media May 5 – June 4, 2440
@MarshallMaja: We should be glad to see dinosaurs like you disappear.
@AnnaMWaitress: Well that was fast. My face in Teen Vogue, Viví, and the Times before breakfast. Guess I better brush my hair next time. #MarshallLife
@DineAndDie: We don’t serve royalty but we do serve pie. Congrats to our favorite customer on whatever the ceremony was. Tab still open, High Lord.
@ShishupreetPizza: Butter chicken pizza mentioned in international media = record orders before noon. Maja you owe us a shift. #MarshallEats
@RinaBuildsBoards: People keep asking if I actually said “Zen baby.” Yeah I did. Try fixing bearings at 95 degrees and you’ll get there too.
@CamilleOh: For the record, the loli in Little Shinjuku wasn’t me. I was upstairs buying fabric. #fashionnotcosplay
@MarshallMaja: We had 3 V’ren customers today. They ordered turkey sandwiches like pros. Still feels wild though.
@MarshallClinicRN: Can confirm Nurse Ellie’s girls skate like demons and bounce like rubber. No broken bones this week yet.
@MarshallHighXC: Lucy already trying to get out of practice with “I’m famous now.” Coach says nice try.
@SumoAndSushi: If the High Lord wants front-row seats at next week’s amateur tournament, we’ll keep a cushion open.
@MattMarmaduke: gonna be out of town, maybe next time
@OldMillTeaHouse: Viví article doubled our afternoon crowd. Half came for matcha, half to find the ninja clan.
@ShopLittleShinjuku: Tourists please remember this is a neighborhood not an exhibit. Buy tea, be polite, don’t feed the jawas.
@MarshallMomsGroup: Reminder: helmets exist. Love that the girls are brave but no more ER calls tonight please.
@MechanicTom: If Rina’s cousin still owes her for bearings tell him I got extras. Pay in brisket.
@LucyOnWheels: For anyone keeping score, I DID land the tre flip. Sort of. Okay half of it.
@AnnaMWaitress: Someone left a $20 tip and wrote “for the future queen.” Please don’t start that again. #coffeeandchaos
@MattMarmaduke: You are kind of cute, but this county has enough kissing cousins… 😉😉😉
@MaurineJohnson: I am telling T’mari on you
@MattMarmaduke: When did it become a bad thing to not want to kiss your 15 year old cousin.
@EllieMarmadukeRN: As her mom, and someone you did try to kiss when we were in high school thanks for not kissing my daughter
@MattMarmaduke: de nada chica
@EllieMarmadukeRN: chica? I am older than you are.
@AngelinaReyes: he is a lost cause. Thanks for picking up the shift at the park.
@DeliCounterDave: Maja’s right, those V’ren boys are polite. Pretty too… #SoSingle
@MarshallPDwatch: Crowd control around Little Shinjuku tonight. Expect tourists, cosplayers, and at least two stormtroopers.
@MattMarmaduke: They aren’t the stormtroopers you are looking for. You don’t need to see their ID. Move Along.
@MarshallMo501: gracias jefe.
@KabukiHouseMarshall: Camille wasn’t kidding—he used to sit balcony left. Quiet guy. Always tipped, always clapped. #BeforeTheCrown
@MattMarmaduke: I will back in July
@MarshallGazette: Local teens featured in three global outlets this morning. Freehold reps decline to comment, Marshall residents unfazed.
@MarmadukeMedia: they represented Marshall and Missouri quite well.
@MattMarmaduke: Agreed
@ButtercupBakeryMO: Sold out of cinnamon buns before 9. Media attention = sweet chaos. Thanks girls.
@EllieMarmadukeRN: Working nights, reading articles on break. Proud but please hydrate before skating. Heat index 103 tomorrow.
@MarshallUStudentUnion: Hosting panel next week “From Concrete to Culture: Youth Voices After the Coronation.” Skaters invited.
@KaraokeKoi: Viví readers showing up asking for the “Marshall Mix” room. It’s just where the AC works best, y’all.
@FreeholdFeed: Even the locals seem calm about the coronation. That’s Missouri for you. #HighLordNews
@LucyOnWheels: Reminder: Fame doesn’t mean curfew changed. Mom still says 11. #tragic
@CCA_ArtsCouncil: Petition incoming to fund youth documentary grants. Sophie Tran, if you’re reading this, call us.
@MarmadukeMedia: We will see to it she sees it. Will match it, too.
@SaintJoNews: If Matt’s kin keep giving interviews like that, we might start liking the title “High Lord.”
@PlatteCivicUnion: Best PR Marshall never paid for. Those kids spoke more sense than three months of council briefings.
@ColumbiaCampusRad: Love how they kept saying “we’re not Freeholders.” Authenticity matters.
@MattMarmaduke as #TeamArrowRock who attended Marshall High School it is important to remember where you come from. As Freeholder I also say they would be welcome as future residents, even if they are #TeamMarshall
@SpringfieldTrucker: Freehold’s out of touch, but these girls? Real as asphalt.
@MidstateDispatchers: Hearing the “not Freehold” chorus loud and clear. Folks forget we still exist out here.
@MarmadukeFreehold: We have tried to tell people that there is a difference between all 5002 of us.
@I70Courier: Every CCA town’s got its own Marshall—a pocket of sanity holding the line.
@OzarkSkeptic: Cute stories, sure. Wait till those reporters realize half the park’s under Freehold lease. Nothing’s free.
@MarmadukeFreehold: You are mistaken the entire park complex is wholly owned and operated by the Marmaduke Freehold.
@GreatPlainsPolicy: Don’t romanticize teenagers with cameras. They’re still part of the same dynasty machine whether they know it or not.
@MattMarmaduke: As far as I can tell I am not related at all to the one with a camera.
@CentralFreeholdForum: “Not Freehold” my ass. Who built that park? Who paid for the lights? Easy to talk independence on someone else’s dime.
@MattMarmaduke: They are not freeholders and who the fuck are you?
@RiverGateLogistics: Strange how every media piece forgot to mention whose corporate logo’s on those ramps.
@MarmadukeFreehold: It is good enough that the girls were able to enjoy the park, even on a night as crowded as the 26th. They were there as our guests we don’t need them or the media outlets to say our name to the world.
@ClayCountyWatch: They play poor, but they’re all cousins of the landlord. Media eats it up.
@JohnMarmaduke: Having the name Marmaduke doesn’t make us rich.
@MidwestHumanist: Skaters or serfs, doesn’t matter. Feudal optics don’t wash clean with adobo sauce.
@MarshallMaja: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@CCARealTalk: Can’t wait for the “Marshall Six” holo-drama. Nothing sells like cute rebellion in a corporate dome.
@MarshallMaja: hate to tell you every polity on the continent north of Mexico is a corporation. Did you even pass 5th grade civics?
@DFZFeed: Typical CCA—celebrating crumbs while Freeholders keep the feast. #DenverFreeZone
@MarshallMaja: How many times did Denver’s power grid fail last winter? Do you not know since you couldn’t even look up if it was more than your own lights that were off?
@TenTribesPulse: Y’all call it zen, we call it propaganda. Keep your High Lords out of our feeds.
@MarshallMaja: Not my high lord. Not my freeholder. Not my boss. Not my cousin. And look at those abs. #CountryBoys
@RustBeltRevival: Teen Vogue covers Missouri, and suddenly the empire looks wholesome again. Never forget who writes the leases.
@MarshallMaja: Nothing wholesome here, you shit for brains twat waffle.
@ManilaPolicyWatch: They seem naive about geopolitics, but sincerity sells.
@MarshallMaja: I can see when the presidency of a country switches between 3 families for more than three centuries that is smells more fishy than patis
@JakartaTradeWire: Missouri rebellion plays well online—translates poorly to policy.
@HongKongOpenNet: Cute until you remember they’re corporate serfs pretending to be free.
@MarshallMaja: Did the real China tell you to say that?
@ShanghaiYouthZone: Manufactured dissent. Western media’s favorite export.
@MarshallMaja: The central party pulls your strings too
@BeijingCivicCore: “Not my High Lord” proves moral decay. Parental failure, not philosophy.
@CludiaChakrobarty: No, it proves she knows how governments are structured. He is my freeholder and family, but #NotMyHighLord either.
@SingaporePolicyDesk: If our teens spoke like that, we’d pull their bandwidth.
@MarshallMaja: That says you are afraid of dissent or little girls and maybe both
@SeoulObserver: They act like freedom is virtue; we call it chaos.
@MarshallMaja: must be why so many Koreans leave your country every year.
@MindanaoOrderWatch: Working girls don’t mouth off to leaders here. Missouri could learn manners.
@ChelseaRoxas: they are too afraid you would unleash the death squads on them as you did the Mindoro you couldn’t remove from our ancestral homeland. #MindoroPride #TeamMarshall #FrenchFilipinos
@KualaLumpurCouncil: Empire children playing rebellion. Tiresome.
@CanberraChronicle: Irresponsible glorification of minors. Call it what it is—propaganda.
@SarahChiang: Says a government of nothing but old white men that run around silencing anyone that doesn’t look like them, pee, like or drink sissy beers like them #PerthPride #TeamMarshall #GageRoads
@SydneySunrise: Sensationalized Midwest circus. Zero cultural depth.
@SarahChiang: you should like you have Canberra’s dick in your mouth. Perth remembers when you used to have a voice of your own #PerthPride #TeamMarshall
@MelbourneMeridian: “Zen baby”? Empty slogan from kids who’ve never faced real struggle.
@SoCalKid: it has been 400 years and you are still trying to figure out 67. #ZenBaby
@TokyoHerald: Viví should be ashamed—glorifying provincial degeneracy.
@ShinjukuShelia: Your mad they got more shars from that one article than you have had in the last decade. #GyaruGirls4Ever #TeamMarshall
@OsakaStateNews: Missouri looks dirtier the longer this runs. Shut it down.
@OtoromaIchiho: just pretend they don’t exist like the homeless of Osaka I here that works for people who don’t want to see a problem #ClanYukiinu #TeamMarshall
@SeoulSecurityBureau: Monitoring cross-border slang for subversive messaging.
@CamelusTigrinum: because that is how Seoul always solves its problems #TeamMarshall #질 분비물와플
@BeijingTradeCore: Teen rebellion = imported moral rot. Censorship justified.
@PyongyangPacket: Proof the CCA rots from within—filthy girls raised by traitors.
@ShanghaiDirective: Filter all Missouri content. Western disease spreading fast.
@PhilippineAuthorityNet: Ban #TwatWaffle immediately. Corrupts youth discipline.
@AdoboAl: #TwatWaffle for the next Filipino president, first new brand in three centuries #PerthPride #FilipinoDiaspora #OFW4Ever #TeamMarshall
@TokyoRegencyFeed: If these are Earth’s daughters, extinction can’t come soon enough.
