It Is Pronounced Gar-Shaw

May 6, 2440, 6:00 PM

By six, the smell of charcoal, burgers, hot dogs, and too many competing side dishes had settled over North Park Apartments like the first good idea anyone had all day.

The pool was full of children. The splash pad was worse. Nearly a hundred kids, human and V’ren, moved between water, shade, towels, and shouted negotiations over games that no adult had approved or fully understood. Five teen lifeguards held the real authority over that part of the property, whistles ready, eyes moving, already drunk on the rare power of being obeyed by people who were not their younger siblings.

The older kids helped too, mostly by pretending they were not helping.

Eric Garcia climbed onto the low retaining wall near the grill tables and raised both hands.

“Okay, folks,” he called. “Before Terry burns something important or Willow decides I’m wasting daylight, welcome to North Park Apartments. I am Eric Garcia. I know it looks like Gar-See-Ah, and our Mexican friends named that are fine people, but for us Filipinos it is Gar-Shaw. Ask for the wrong Eric, and you will end up with a sarcastic ten-year-old,” he said, pointing at the boy, trying to look like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.

The translators caught up in a soft ripple through the V’ren half of the crowd.

“For those who got here yesterday, this is still home. For those who got here today, we’re glad you’re here.”

That got a murmur, then a few careful nods from the V’ren families sitting or standing in clusters around the courtyard.

Eric pointed toward the grill, where Terry and Willow Chen were already working burgers and hot dogs with the seriousness of people who understood hungry children were a public safety issue.

“First, thank Terry and Willow Chen for handling the grill. If something is cooked perfectly, thank them. If something is burned, blame me because I’m the one standing here talking.”

Willow lifted her spatula without looking up.

Eric turned toward the side tables. “Nancy and Lloyd Chakrobarty are keeping order on the rest of the food. Potluck sides, plates, drinks, condiments, and whatever somebody brought that I’m afraid to identify. If Nancy says there’s a line, there’s a line. If Lloyd tells you to move, move.”

Nancy gave him a look from behind the potato salad that made several human adults laugh before the translators finished.

“And we should thank Matt,” Eric added. “He wants us doing this about twice a week, plus one lunch so nobody misses out because of shift work, clinic duty, school runs, or whatever else this week becomes. He’s supplying the meat.”

He lifted one hand toward the homestead, three miles away and still somehow involved in everything.

“So go him.”

That landed better with the humans first, then with the V’ren half a beat later.

Eric checked the small tablet in his hand, mostly so he would not forget anything while half the building watched him.

“Since we’re making this regular, I need to know which nights work best for the humans. The V’ren don’t have scheduled jobs yet, so right now your days are more flexible. K’rem said some of you will be getting assignments in the next few days, and Matt’s people will be reaching out with specific job offers for specific people. So if somebody says, ‘We have work for you,’ listen. If nobody has said that yet, don’t panic. It’s coming.”

Tell Rarz stood near the front, wearing cargo shorts and a borrowed green blouse that somehow made her look more dressed for the evening than half the humans. Her translator was still on, though she needed it less every hour. She repeated part of Eric’s point in V’ren, smoother than the machine, and a visible ease passed through a few of the newly arrived adults.

Eric nodded his thanks.

“Next, pool rules. Pool opens at eight. Nobody under fifteen swims before ten, because lifeguards come on duty at ten. That’s not a suggestion. I don’t care if your child swims like a fish, flies like a bird, or negotiates like Matt. Under fifteen waits for lifeguards.”

A V’ren father glanced toward the pool, where a human boy and a V’ren girl were both being told to stop running by a sixteen-year-old lifeguard who looked ready to enforce civilization with a whistle.

“Lifeguards are in charge over there,” Eric said. “They outrank everybody under eighteen and most of us over it.”

That got a louder laugh.

“Maintenance,” Eric continued. “If something breaks, leaks, sparks, smells wrong, hums wrong, or makes you wonder whether touching it is a good idea, don’t touch it. Ask. Fixing things is my job.”

A few V’ren adults shifted, and Eric caught the familiar look of people who hated being told not to be useful.

He lifted a hand. “That said, I’m authorized an assistant. If anyone is interested in learning apartment maintenance, plumbing basics, electrical basics, appliances, locks, filters, all the glamorous stuff, talk to me. I’m happy to train somebody. I just don’t want anyone learning by flooding a unit or getting shocked.”

Tell translated that herself too, adding something that made two V’ren men smile like they understood exactly how badly amateur repairs could go.

“Medical,” Eric said. “We have one V’ren med tech in the building, two human nurses, and I’m an EMT. We also have a contact list that will be updated and printed in English, Spanish, and V’ren. If you feel sick, if your kid feels sick, if you have a vaccine reaction, if you have interface side effects, if something feels wrong, say something. Don’t be polite about symptoms. Polite makes problems worse.”

That line, at least, seemed to translate perfectly.

“In the morning,” he went on, “T’mari told me there will be V’ren data pads for every apartment, and one for everyone twelve and over. You’ll be able to access medical services through those. Matt plans to have them for every home in Arrow Rock soon, too.”

That caused a bigger murmur. Several humans looked at each other with interest. Several V’ren looked relieved.

“You’ll also be able to schedule language-learning sessions from the data pad. Until then, we keep using translators, pointing, patience, and asking twice if we need to.”

A child shrieked happily from the splash pad. Three adults turned automatically. No blood, no crying, no whistle. The meeting continued.

“Welcome bags,” Eric said. “Tomorrow, the kids will sort through the welcome bags properly.

“If you need something tonight, don’t wait until tomorrow. Tell or I need to know. Clothes, soap, baby stuff, bedding, anything that didn’t make it to your apartment or doesn’t fit right. We can’t fix what we don’t know about.”

Tell nodded, then added something in V’ren that made a mother with two small children give a small, grateful bow.

Eric looked toward the pool, where the older kids had started guiding the first wave toward food. The littles came in packs, dripping, sun-warmed, and ravenous. Plates were filled, then carried toward shade trees and picnic blankets with the loose organization of children who had been given rules and enough freedom to bend them.

He waited until the noise dipped again.

“I also understand there was a concert here earlier.”

The human side reacted first. A few groans. Several laughs. Someone near the drinks table clapped.

The V’ren adults reacted differently. Some smiled, but a few looked worried enough that Eric noticed.

“That clip got further than anyone expected,” he said. “A lot further. It raised real money, and that’s good. But if any parent, human or V’ren, has concerns about their kids being filmed or streamed, talk to me. Talk to Tell. We’ll figure out rules that make sense before the next one.”

A V’ren woman near the front spoke, her translator a moment behind. “They did not know so many people would see.”

“No,” Eric said. “They didn’t.”

An older woman in a blue summer blouse stepped forward from beside the dessert table. Her white hair was pinned back, her face kind but sharp enough to cut bread. She lived across the street, taught piano and clarinet, and had terrified three generations of children into practicing scales.

“They also made music together,” she said. “Badly in spots, but together.”

Her husband, Lloyd Chakrobarty, opened his mouth, then wisely closed it.

She kept going. “Children making music badly together is how they learn to make music well together. If they want to keep playing, I’ll help. I know others who will too.”

Roy Garcia, sitting in the shade with Jessa Senn beside him, looked as if the universe had just confirmed every theory he had about guitars.

Eric saw him and pretended not to.

“For anyone wanting to learn an instrument,” Eric said, “we have a lot of good instructors. Apparently more now than we had yesterday. We’ll find a way to organize that without turning every hallway into band practice.”

That got the strongest human approval of the night.

“And Matt said there will be job opportunities for kids coming soon, too. Age appropriate. Paid when it should be paid. Volunteer when it should be volunteer. Nobody sits around useless if they’re able to help, and nobody gets worked past what they can handle.”

A V’ren father nodded at that, slowly.

Terry Chen called from the grill, “Are you done?”

Eric looked at his tablet, then at the crowd. “Almost.”

Willow flipped a row of burgers. “Then be almost done faster.”

“Last thing,” Eric said. “Ask questions. If something seems strange, ask. If a rule doesn’t make sense, ask before breaking it. If a human does something confusing, there is at least a fifty percent chance we know it’s confusing and do it anyway.”

Tell laughed before the translator finished, then translated the line herself with more flair. The V’ren laughed harder at her version.

Eric pointed toward the tables. “Eat. Talk. Meet your neighbors. Kids eat when called, then back to the shade or the pool. Lifeguards still outrank you.”

He stepped down.

“Now I’m done.”

“Good,” Willow said. “Carry buns.”

Eric took the tray she shoved at him.

The meeting dissolved into motion. Adults lined up with plates, children moved in damp clusters, translators murmured at every table. A V’ren mother asked Nancy what was in the pasta salad. Nancy told her, then told her not to ask about the orange one unless she was brave. Terry handed hot dogs to two V’ren boys who bowed so formally he nearly dropped the tongs.

Tell drifted between groups, answering questions in English, V’ren, and the careful Spanish she had added that morning. Eric watched her for half a second too long, then made himself keep moving.

Across the courtyard, the older music teacher was already speaking with Roy, Ron, Caleb, and three V’ren children who seemed to believe the boys had done something impressive. Roy held his plate in one hand and his guitar case with the other, trying very hard to look humble and failing because Jessa was still sitting beside him.

Near the far table, a V’ren woman in a borrowed skirt laughed at something a human woman said. The skirt had clearly been made for someone shorter. Two men noticed. One looked away politely. Lloyd Chakrobarty noticed a beat too long.

His wife did not look at him.

She did not have to.

When they left later, she took his elbow with the calm precision of a woman who had corrected posture, rhythm, and husbands for decades.

“You are sixty-six years old,” she said.

“I was appreciating cultural exchange.”

“You were appreciating legs.”

“Also culture.”

“Lloyd.”

“Yes, dear.”

Behind them, the courtyard lights came on, and North Park Apartments kept eating.

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